Rikstar Does Things

Rarely.

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[unclefather]

[antsatapicnic]

According to my nephews Julius Caesar book, Guy Fieri was there.

[foodnetwork-fandom]

on the lookout for some funky joints

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

[schiwalker]

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

[starafterdeath]

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

[mrevaunit42]

Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

[justcatposts]

This guy probably gets this all the time …but kudos for taking a minute to play along! 

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[veryharam]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[anzozi-everywhere]

[artetriste]

[pukicho]

Top ten images your pastor doesn’t want you to see:

[straycatj]

あのね 小さいねこはね

いろいろしってるのですよ

ほんとですよ

Ah, small cats knows many things... That's true... 😑

[lemonadesoda]

Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one like

easily one of the days i've had all week

world's...dad

drinks that taste

this is by far one of the posts youve made

this is one of the world's most sounds

one of the seattle colleges

it won't fail

[bugsinspace]

one of the jokes ever

[straycatj]

あのね 小さいねこはね

いろいろしってるのですよ

ほんとですよ

Ah, small cats knows many things... That's true... 😑

[shubbabang]

its the cat

[wizardsexmachine]

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[charlesoberonn]

[sentientroombas]

Garibaldo....

[powerfulwizard]

[bunjywunjy]

Why are there so many mammals with “crab-eating” in their common name? Crab-eating fox, crab-eating raccoon, crab-eating macaque, crab-eating mongoose, crabeater seal, etc.

Do scientists just see them eating a crab one day and go “now THAT’S a name!” Why don’t they do this with other common prey items. Why pick on crabs.

listen there's a lot of crabs out there and SOMEONE has to eat them all

[arbane235]

And they need to hurry.  More things are becoming crabs every day.