Ask the D.I.

#thetruththatshouldbe #huntressjoharvelle #inquiriesfordemetrivolturi #r-the-undead #thebiologicalmetacrisis #how about that Scottish queue?

//because I fail at being consistent with EVERYTHING, sorry I skipped yesterday with reblogging this link with tracked tags attached... so here it is again, and I swear I'm gonna tag people back at some point. Again, you're under no obligation to tag this, it's just there for a nice (hopefully) neutral enough intro to the DI for your muse. If you'd rather start something elsewhere, just link via fanmail and/or tag me and I'll get to it! (Tumblr's tracked tags are SO FINICKY I don't know what's up with that!)

Anyway, HI! and, um, hopefully after this week I'll have a different starter to link to if the office setting is too boring for ya!

As always, askbox is open for m!a's and anything else, hopefully I'll get into better practice of answering them quicker, and I've got a few m!a's in reserve for when I can actually sit there and play them out!

Again, sorry for the repeat post on your dashes!

#webofspies #twelveoclock-doc #thepersonalblogofmarymorstan #thecheerypond #theangelsh #how about that Scottish queue?

//because I fail at being consistent with EVERYTHING, sorry I skipped yesterday with reblogging this link with tracked tags attached... so here it is again, and I swear I'm gonna tag people back at some point. Again, you're under no obligation to tag this, it's just there for a nice (hopefully) neutral enough intro to the DI for your muse. If you'd rather start something elsewhere, just link via fanmail and/or tag me and I'll get to it! (Tumblr's tracked tags are SO FINICKY I don't know what's up with that!)

Anyway, HI! and, um, hopefully after this week I'll have a different starter to link to if the office setting is too boring for ya!

As always, askbox is open for m!a's and anything else, hopefully I'll get into better practice of answering them quicker, and I've got a few m!a's in reserve for when I can actually sit there and play them out!

Again, sorry for the repeat post on your dashes!

#hopetimelord #aurora-gallifreywarrior #thewanderingwomen #likeanangelofdeath #littlemissameliapond #how about that Scottish queue?

//because I fail at being consistent with EVERYTHING, sorry I skipped yesterday with reblogging this link with tracked tags attached... so here it is again, and I swear I'm gonna tag people back at some point. Again, you're under no obligation to tag this, it's just there for a nice (hopefully) neutral enough intro to the DI for your muse. If you'd rather start something elsewhere, just link via fanmail and/or tag me and I'll get to it! (Tumblr's tracked tags are SO FINICKY I don't know what's up with that!)

Anyway, HI! and, um, hopefully after this week I'll have a different starter to link to if the office setting is too boring for ya!

As always, askbox is open for m!a's and anything else, hopefully I'll get into better practice of answering them quicker, and I've got a few m!a's in reserve for when I can actually sit there and play them out!

Again, sorry for the repeat post on your dashes!

#schizophrenicrainbowgirl #noordinarydoctor #thedoctorxthesoldier #ofmetalandstitchskin #electricemperor #how about that Scottish queue?

//because I fail at being consistent with EVERYTHING, sorry I skipped yesterday with reblogging this link with tracked tags attached... so here it is again, and I swear I'm gonna tag people back at some point. Again, you're under no obligation to tag this, it's just there for a nice (hopefully) neutral enough intro to the DI for your muse. If you'd rather start something elsewhere, just link via fanmail and/or tag me and I'll get to it! (Tumblr's tracked tags are SO FINICKY I don't know what's up with that!)

Anyway, HI! and, um, hopefully after this week I'll have a different starter to link to if the office setting is too boring for ya!

As always, askbox is open for m!a's and anything else, hopefully I'll get into better practice of answering them quicker, and I've got a few m!a's in reserve for when I can actually sit there and play them out!

Again, sorry for the repeat post on your dashes!

This blog has moved.

It can now be found at askthescotdetective. Now he can like you for realz, ask and follow you back!

#ooc #moving #askthescotdetective

Three days, love.

That’s forever.

I know. Sorry, love. Ye’re still beautiful tae me.

Sure you couldn’t just…lend a hand t’help your beautiful girlfriend? Happen to glance the right way and call it voyeurism? Just checking.

He shakes his head, “I doubt et, Rose. ‘m good f’r hugs though.” He holds his arms out in offer of the obvious. Sorry.

She sighs and scoots over to snuggle into his arms. Hugs are nice for now, until she gets too frustrated, then she’ll just be making it worse. “Don’t suppose you could tell me all about how you would if you could?”

He pulls Rose in, wrapping his arms around her, wishing he could do more, but his body is just… not reacting like it usually does and it’s likely inevitable that she won’t be patient enough for this to pass, and it appears that he won’t be able to calm her down about it. For awhile. ” ‘M afraid et’d be terrible narrative, Rose. I jus’ … can’t.”

She gives a soft laugh and shakes her head. “Couldn’t be a terrible narrative, not if it’s from you. Gettin’ calls from you s’practically like havin’ phone sex with that voice ov yours.” She just…it seems like something she can get away with saying while he’s all asexual and blah. He’ll probably forget it before he can use it against her.

#timelordcatnip #m!a: celibacy #riley x tyler #rose tyler

He snorts a little and blushes smiles, “I’ve got a phone sex voice? Really? I thought et was jus’ a terribly thick jumble ‘f Glaswegian noises ye cannie ever understand!” She might get away with it, and who knows, maybe he’ll forget later but …really? Phone sex voice?

Oh yeah, most definitely long gone by then. He’d rather smell of sex and the remains of her perfume anyway.

He doesn’t let police work and Torchwood work mingle if he can help it. Retcon doesn’t get used when he’s dealing with police matters unless Torchwood has sent him there for a reason. And good lord why would he abuse retcon like that anyway? He likes his memories intact thank you very much. Has she used it on him in that way? Good god that is not a very nice thing to do to your boyfriend! He has no problem with tossing aside his sheets, he needs to do laundry soon anyhow.

Well, she’s gonna have to deal with it until they get back to his flat, isn’t she? He bites his lip and watches her as he continues to rub his thumb gently along her wrist, “Aye, tha’ sounds li’ a good idear.” Aaaand he moves swiftly to get up out of the booth, taking her hand with him.

Of course he expects her to come with him to his flat so they can reunite. In multiple ways. Repeatedly.

She rather fancies that, too. That is a rather lovely smell on him, if she does say so herself,

She doesn’t know how his co-workers spend their time. Don’t they indulge in all the drugs they can get their hands on? That’s what she’s always heard. Obviously not Liam, but….his less scrupulous friends, maybe. So maybe he’d bring them for friends. No! No, never! She wouldn’t. Unless maybe he—nope. Never. Oh, good. Lovely to know he’s so agreeable.

She’ll…get revenge on him somehow, he’d best believe it. For the moment he’ll just…have a melted girlfriend on his arm…sighing. That’s definitely what she’s doing. Sighing, because it’s just his hand on her wrist and it can only be so tingly and…lovely, right? Does he mind her hiding her face in his shoulder?

Good, good. Reuniting is great! “D-do you…” She coughs, steadying hr voice. “Car?” Because someone should be driving, right?

If he’s honest he doesn’t usually care but right now that just… appeals to him. So much. To have her scent all over him.

He doesn’t either, and he was rarely part of the unscrupulous crowd, but those few times he may have been on the fringes, he’d never indulged their drug habits. At least purposefully. Maybe he what?

He’ll… oh he’s ecstatic having her drape off him. He’d rather they were going at it like rabbits but needs must in public. He’ll just wrap an arm around her waist to keep her from melting completely, and the sensation of her being so, so close is,oh god it’s still electrifying, and she can hide her face aaaanywhere she wants, really. Don’t forget, repeated reuniting… “No car, ‘s three blocks, Rose.” He walked. Is that going to be a problem?

Yeah? Good, because it appeals to her to do that, too. In a not-weird kind of way.

He doesn’t seem the unscrupulous type. He’s her partner and she still wonders occasionally if he ever breaks rules. He’s just so squeaky clean! Good on him, that’s probably best. Nothing, nothing.

Ohh, is he? Good, because she’ll keep on draping. She hums happily at the oddly pleasant sensation of his arm around her waist. It’s so weird and wonderful. Can she? So she’ll keep on burying her face in his shoulder. Wow, what is up with her?

Repeated, right. That’s…okay, she likes that. “O-oh…I’ve got a car?” Her flat is further, after all. Aand maybe, if he doesn’t want his girlfriend to turn into goop. “Or we could walk.”

#timelordcatnip #riley x tyler #m!a: nymphomania

Who said it was weird? Certainly not him. At least now.

He's more of a rule bender than breaker. If he needs to he can get away with some things but they're mostly legal. And of course it's best. He's got standards, y'know. Riiiight. You'll tell him later, won't you, Tyler?

Ooh yeah, it feels great to have her touching him eeeeverywhere. It just... he really doesn't want to let her go anyway. He doesn't know what she's on about, she's fine and nothing's up, except he can't get enough of her!

Oh good, because he'd really like to repeat a lot of things with her. Simultaneously. And repeatedly. "How far is et, love?" Because car may not trump flat if it's further than two blocks away in any direction. Especially if the car is parked nearer the flat...And his flat is closer than hers. By like... so much. Is she really gonnae be a puddle by the time they get to his place if they walk?

I am patient! Will I get to run my hands through it and test it out?

O'course ye will!

Stop what? Sharing my anticipation?

Aye. Ye're terrible! Be patient, love, et's just a haircut.

Can't wait to see, love.

Oh stop!

I'll look forward to it then.

A'right. We'll see houw I look!

I may have got it cut, yeah. Thinkin' of doing the same?

Aye, s'pose I c'd use a trim. Mebbe I'll make an appointment sometime thes week?

Hello there, love~

'Lo~ Y'look ... different, did ye do somethin' wi' yer hair?

'S lovely.

M!A Baby - 2 Days

She is rather amusing, isn’t she? She’s here all week, too. “Bit inconvenient for ‘em to be sitting at home on vacation while babies are left on doorsteps and chaos runs through the streets. Imagine if Torchwood were closed on weekends.”

He vastly overestimates her involvement in little Tony Tyler’s development. Which is odd of him, since he ought to know she is barely around him at all. “Good thing I’ve got you now to help, isn’t it? Come on, come meet your new…niece, I think.” She may not have checked.

Oh yeah she’s hilarious. He mock shudders, “I’m no’ sure I want tae think abou’ Torchwood closing, ever…” He’s found out they do way more to keep the world safe than he could have imagined.

So wait, the times he’s been around to see the two siblings interact doesn’t count? She’s great with Tony! He gets away with a few things Riley doesn’t necessarily think he should, but Tony’s not being raised by the copper, is he? He raises an eyebrow, “Ye don’t even know ef th’baby’s a boy or girl? Have ye ever changed a nappy?” Because yeah, that’s probably the first thing he’s going to need to teach her. Good lord.

Little less sarcasm there, champ. “It’d be a terrible pay dock, right?” Torchwood, apparently, had always been there in her life back home…but it’d been horrible, so she’s not as quick to attribute Earth’s safety to it as he might be. (Of course, this one is better, and the Doctor isn’t in this universe, so…)

She’s great with Tony now that he’s not a newborn, and for short bursts as his older sister, not forever for a wrinkly little bundle of screaming pink as it’s mum. Rose Tyler as a mother, that just…he’s seen her flat. Imagine her as a mother.

“When I woke up with a baby on my doorstep, Riley, my first thoughts weren’t to unwrap it and inspect its bits. Is that what you would do? Bit weird.” She squints at him. “You’ve met Tony, yeah?”

“Och, aye.” Not that he couldn’t adjust back to living on the pay he got as a DI. He’s really much better set up for retirement now that he’s working for Torchwood. He still tries to live within his original means, he’ll just splurge a little more often now. Considering this Torchwood is much more transparent than Rose’s original universe’s, his expectations weren’t all that high either, really. He just knew Torchwood ‘did good things’ before he started working for the organization. Now he knows they fight alien invasions.

Well she’s so motherly with him, it stands to reason she’d carry some of that over to being an actual mother, at least he thinks so! Although yeah, her point about the flat is a fair counter-argument.

“Oh, no, yer first thought was find the DI and shove the wee one at him,” he smirks, “Well, et’s sort’f one’f th’ thengs ye do so ye’re no’ pleasantly surprised later when the baby starts tae really stink up th’room. Tha’ way ye know more abou’ th’ baby, an’ ye c’n ‘wrap et’ back up if there’s nothin’ tae change.” Oh hush, she knows he’s aware of what Tony is like. He just snorts at her comment.

Well it’s not that they hide alien invasions here, it’s just that they don’t broadcast it and this Earth is evidently much less invasive about such things than the one she’s used to. Of course, even if he did spend all that money, he has himself a…sugar momma. Apparently.

Really? She figures she’s more ‘sisterly’ than ‘motherly’ to Tony. And she doesn’t have to keep him!

“That’s a specialty of DIs, isn’t it?” She is still a bit skeptical. “I didn’t think t’go looking yet. Never picked up a baby on my doorstep before. Have you, Riley? You can come check for yourself though, yeah?”

#riley x tyler #m!a: baby #m!a #rose tyler #timelordcatnip #tyler #you'll do fine #it's just temporary #think of it that way #boyfrand is being helpful by letting her learn #stuff he already knows!#he'll help when he sees she's struggling #he promises!

Good for his native universe then! And he likes his sugar momma, even if he occasionally protests that she is one. Apparently.

No, no he means motherly to him, not her brother. He's aware of how sisterly she can be towards Tony. And it's cute. But her maternal behavior with Riley is... well he thinks she'll do fine being in charge of a kid on her own.

"Et might jus' be, Miss Tyler." The DI smirks again and kisses her forehead, "I've 'ad tae deal wi' a baby abandonment case'r two before, aye. And ye can learn as ye go I s'pose. Et's what first-time parents do tae begin with. Houw'bout I check along wi' you?" Because he knows what to expect, he'll be there to catch her if she falters.

summinkofthewolf

It Started out with Pancakes...

He’s willing to mount her there in the street, but yes, it’s a wee bit crowded for them to be properly intimate with each other.

summinkofthewolf

She watches him somewhat warily as he reaches into his pocket.

Rightly she should smack him, because he’s not usually like this at all.

summinkofthewolf

He gets points for admitting he’s an idiot, and a few bonus points for being adorably up front about his foot-in-mouth tendencies.