Still trying to make Fetch happen

One Aussie 19 year old who's too down to earth for his own good.

[nick-avallone]

my future kid, days before their birthday: dad please not agai–

me: you already knew this was gonna happen now shut up, he’s coming

me to my husband: yeah babe he wants another dog, I know it’s the 10th year in a row but you know I can’t say no to him

[tinarannosaurus]

[homurrsimpson]

[kenby]

science side of tumblr explain this

[splooble-deactivated20250116]

he want u 2 see tail wag

[shencomix]

[ithelpstodream]

[cisnowflake]

My heart

[hominishostilis]

Quality post

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

Sometimes you find a good pet, and sometimes a good pet finds you.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

*at the time of this performance, the Port Arthur massacre that resulted in 35 killed and 23 wounded was the worst mass shooting in history.

[keasbeydays-deactivated20151109]

So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.

I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

them: were you searching for porn?

me:

[meowie]

[osanzo]

me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens

[ludaprilgate]

[rileymcgold]

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20

Me: What

[voidbirdy]

I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.

[frankenfemme]

[okaymad]

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[methhomework]

the fault within our star was so romantic