NegativeConortations

just a useless trash homosexual insta: negativeconortations

[natalieironside]

I feel like we're all so focused on the horror of the Pikachu man that we've lost sight of the fact that someone is advertising Tumblr on Tumblr

[papasmoke]

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

[papasmoke]

If you enjoyed this post please click on it to view the original now <3

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[beardedmrbean]

[thebestoftumbling]

[milfsisyphus]

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

fuck elon musk

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[official-kircheis]

There should be dating apps that don't allow normies

[official-kircheis]

If you put your starsign or anything about astrology in your bio you get instantly banned for life

[loving-n0t-heyting]

No no! It’s just my patron troll symbol I swear!!

[official-kircheis]

[glittervial]

you said no normies what do you want

[lindleland]

monkey paw

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

[unyanizedcatboys]

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky

[cetitanhasmoved]

I love love love it when people like partake in surface level communism meme-ing ans then like Do not understand anything at all and they think that paying for a Disney movie is directly benefiting animators and fx artists and script writers like Disney is this revolutionary profit sharing company like the people who worked on the movies they put out didn't get their final paycheque for it like 7 months before release

[cetitanhasmoved]

So, yeah. I'm basically the most persecuted Canadian on tumblr.

[smarmykemetic]

the occult implications of large parts of modern society being okay with “pleather” and “vegan leather” (plastics and micro plastics existing everywhere from placentas to the bottom of the ocean), rather than using the skins of animals who will ultimately die no matter what we do

[smarmykemetic]

a sizable amount of people are so unable to cope with the process of life and death, even that of a cow, that they’d knowingly poison their bodies and help poison the earth with fuckin’ Forever Trash so they can feel like their hands are clean. wack

[normal-horoscopes]

With all the genuine horror of Elon musk demanding technology that locks monkeys in neural agony, I take a perverse glee in knowing that one day he will die, and there's nothing he can do about it.

[normal-horoscopes]

[Jumping up and down on my bed while pointing and laughing] You'll never transcend the divine machinery of the body! You'll never transcend the divine machinery of the body! The thing you consider your soul is inexorably instantiated in the meat and mud of your form and you'll never be truly free of it! Never! Never! Never!

[carnival-phantasm]

[raimagnolia]

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence

[baddingtonbitch]

[furbsplosion]

truth coming out of her well, with apologies to Jean-Léon Gérôme

[roach-works]

hey i just got Jean-Léon Gérôme on the line and he says this shit is dope

[runefish]

[toastbutteregg]