s h e ' l l p u n c h y o u i n t h e f a c e

have you accepted scott mccall as your alpha and savior?

[lukecastellan]

[robbirdthe8th]

I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

be in a shampoo commercial

start a boy band:

spot some choice booty:

break into song:

see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

attend a metal show:

listen to some sick jams:

discover zombieism:

sample some tasty snacks:

watch someone get burned bad:

find something you really like:

find something you really, really like:

find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

and wonder if you left the stove on:

[mishasminions]

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

[yenvengerberg]

I’m one of those people who calls people on the phone rather than writing a three line text. I want to be talking to someone, I want to be hearing their voice; I just find it more personal. The other thing is, I’m just bad at technology!

[steviebucks]

Abort, Scott! Abort now!

[khaleesifanatics]

[notcallum-deactivated20170422]

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

[b99thingsv2]

Why doesn’t your mouth work?

[emmy4keri]

fox basically made a jake and amy fanvideo and then uploaded it to the b99 season three itunes page as professional content and i’m here for it

[gloomgaze]

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

[squats-socks-shamrocks-deactiva]

To anyone that hasn’t had their first kiss yet, or has never been asked out on a date, or asked anyone on a date, or hasn’t had a significant other yet: please don’t worry about reaching an age and not checking these things off. There’s nothing wrong with being 20 and not having been kissed. There’s nothing wrong with starting college never having had a boyfriend/girlfriend/romantic partner. You aren’t weird or an outcast because you haven’t been on a date by a socially constructed time frame.

[jewsquats]

This is so important

[historian-bibliophile-deactivat]

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

[veinitas]

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

[onlineholly]

hey yes anyone just hit me up anytime I will gossip and give advice and be totally supportive and non judgmental just sayin

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Would it be too childish of me to say: I want? But I do want: theater, light, color, paintings, wine and wonder.

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals  (via horaetio)

[gyllenaals]

“When I found out I had to take off my shirt in Teen movie, I panicked and hit the gym. I was like, “It’s going to be on film, documented, for my children to see. I can’t be 140 pounds. I need to put on a little bit of muscle.”

[kinghardy]

Mad Max + Blue

[pavusdorian]

[lukes-cages-deactivated20160407]

[btvsgif]

I may be dead, but I’m still ｐｒｅｔｔｙ.