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@ring-power-always
Wednesday season 2 be like
the rowbrina lore is actually insane bc wdym sabrina told rowan she thought their hangouts were romantic. wdym rowan wrote "now it's all cluttered by your songs that aren't about me and my poetry that is about you" and "the first girl i fell in love with, i did feel that i'd kill for her" WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Sabrina Carpenters cover of Good Luck, Babe! awoke the youtube to mp3 in me
this is just a reminder that i still have not forgotten the fact that rilaya was queerbaiting
7 years later, and I still haven’t forgotten
i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with
my toy it has every disease
in honor of me finally getting a new phone in a few days i have decided to make this rebloggable again
here it is now btw
Catra: It's just, damn that was fun.
Adora: ...we're still talking about when Bow and Glimmer kidnapped you, correct?
Catra: Yeah! We should do that again sometime! But, like, recreationally. As enrichment.
Adora: I'm sorry, you want our friends to kidnap you--
Catra: Well, they'll have to catch me first, that's half the fun.
Adora: So... you want our friends to hunt you...
Catra: For sport, yeah! You get it. I'm going to go ask Sparkles, she'll totally be up for it.
Oh yeah we all know Glimmer would love it just as much.
Catra, bursting into Glimbow's room: Hey, you guys wanna hunt me for sport and then kidnap me?
Bow: Do we... Wha--
Glimmer: I thought you'd never ask. Start running bitch.
Disney’s Comphet Episode
girl meets world's legacy will most likely be its total flop as a sequel to boy meets world, as well as the worst autism rep ever lol but I'll personally always remember it for how much it FUMBLED THE BAG because it introduced a stupid love triangle.
why were there so many shows in the late 'aughts dedicated to RUINING their shows with pointless ship wars? star vs the forces of evil, danny phantom, and girl meets world are just off the top of my head.
we have these two perfect best friend characters. surprisingly perfect friendship. okay, more like, veering on homoromantic.
(via @forbescaroline)
and then you know what they do with it? They insert the MOST WHITE BREAD ass love interest ever in the form of Lucas.
his defining characteristic is that he's a dreamy goodboy, and there's nothing wrong with that except that he's EXTREMELY boring compared to the oddballs of the rest of the cast, like Farkle or Maya or Riley.
The one thing that subsidizes his bore factor is that all his love triangle ship drama fuels conflict in the show.
he's the straight man--ha, get it? kys
he's dreamy enough to have these perfect friends in conflict over him.
and it kind of ruins the fun of the show.
like, i don't want to see Riley and Maya fight. and they don't even want to fight either. so they're just sighing sadly at each other, meanwhile im over here WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO DATE LUCAS??
it's giving "she was a girl, he was a boy, can I make it anymore obvious"
like i appreciate a show that demonstrates that girls in competition over a guy DO NOT need to be catty or mean (from what I can remember), but like, this should have been a 1 episode plot AT MOST GOD
they expand on the plot in the most bizarre ways possible too. like i havent watched this show in years, but i still remember this shit.
The premise of the show is that Riley falls into Lucas's lap on a bus in ep 1, so they're basically an end game couple from the beginning. But they have to introduce a shitty love triangle.
So they then have an episode where Maya "acts" as Riley for a day, and while she's acting as Riley, she realizes that Riley doesn't love Lucas and most likely sees him as a brother. which, first of all, is the craziest shit ive ever heard, and second of all
COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL scene about comphet EVER in a disney kids show.
the DRAMA. the PROJECTION. "she's confused" "feelings you don't understand"
the contrast between what Riley THINKS she feels for Lucas and what Maya feels for Riley. Riley ASKING MAYA "how do I feel, then, maya?" and MAYA's "just tell me what to say" !!! It's the "Good Luck, Babe" of it all!!!!!!!!
it astounds me that this exists in the show! i remembered nothing else about the show EXCEPT for this scene and the terrible autism PSA farkle episode lol.
they use this to fan maya x lucas flames and some drama about maya becoming riley in the last season, which I have zero clue about because all that exists to me is that one crystal clear moment of comphet.
so yeah, while I don't care for sabrina carpenter's music, im extremely happy that she covered chappell roan's "Good Luck, Babe" because it led to this amazing edit that compiles all these moments lol
what a moment. everything, it all has led up to this 67 views edit.
last thing I gotta say, I feel like the drama of "are you becoming me" would've ATE as drama, especially in a sapphic context. like some jennifer's body type shit. instead, it's poorly executed, one-sided, and does harm to both of their characters, from what I've read. BUT LIKE, there's no way it was one-sided. The envy/self-projection thing nor the love!! THEY HAD TO HAVE BEEN RECIPROCAL oh my god i can't Disney was SO CLOSE to greatness WHYYYYYYYYYYY
235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 49. riley matthews and maya hart - girl meets world
Yup, definitely reviving my Rilaya era
Best romantic scenes : Riley x Maya
Still very upset that these two didn't end up together they had so much potential 😔
Am I reviving this account? Maybe
You are an immortal, having to deal with the rather troublesome rumour that your blood grants immortal life. However, what those after your blood don’t know is that since you can’t die, you are an excellent host to several deadly bacteria and viruses-all existing peacefully in your blood.