perfectly parrish

ryder parrish. senior in high school. always the star of the show. sometimes i just happen to play baseball and be the most iconic pitcher. it's nbd.

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hungryeyesfor-dj:

wacky idea, you should totally date rikki

can’t tell if you’re actually suggesting this with good intentions, or doing this on purpose to have her brother try and reduce my life span

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sneakyweaselton:

I can assure you that he’d have a very short life expectancy.

that seems rather unfortunate for rikki’s beau. sure he’d want a long and prosperous life dating someone as cheerful and enjoyable as her.

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ohhhsylviiiaaaa:

@onefishtwofish-itsrikkisfish better tell your boyfriend to watch out. Ima steal his girl.

wasn’t even aware rikki had a boyfriend. learning new things every day 

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outfit mood for the bonfire: sexy, but not like we're trying to, but like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless

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dj-nashmoneyz:

whateves, over it

if you say so, nashie washie. just gonna be over here adjusting my cute and drama crowns

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whiskey-june:

you’re the best ryder. :*

i know - i truly am

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dj-nashmoneyz:

nope, i changed my mind. i don’t like this tool, so he’s not allowed to vote.

just cause you didn’t hear what you wanted doesn’t mean his vote doesn’t count. damn, babes. you can’t be comin’ for both the cute and drama crowns. 

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dj-nashmoneyz:

‘scuse you, did you just call me muffin lips?

HAHAHAHA! it’s two votes to one - cute crown is mine, lil nashie poo

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pretty-average-artie:

so in my personal, drunk opinion here are my hotness ratings of you guys so the crown may be placed properly ( i am unbiased ): 

@ringaroundtheryder​ fist place bc heeeeeey buddy your hair is luxiorious and i lvoe your face v much. it’s a nice one.

@dj-nashmoneyz​ you have a beautiful …head space and your lips look like muffins but halved and then halved again. like… if there were words for that. 

@what-do-put-here​ you have the face of a half assed angel who wanna poop. it’s nice. 

and just because why the hell not: 

@rae-ofhorror you smexy boo. like hella. there ain’t no place for you on this list cause you got the booty like pop. pow? wow? idk. ya look nice. 

thanks, artie. make sure you drink a whole lotta water, babes. seems like you’re gonna need that hydration.

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so many bags, so little time

[johnny-rentacactus]

ringaroundtheryder:

nothing malicious, handsome person. just pointing out that certain kind people sometimes give responses that my dramatic ass needs. same goes for nashie poo with joby. also respect to your hair game, stranger.

aiight kid, you’re okay in my book for now. your hair game isn’t bad either.

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sounds good to me. respect. see ya around, handsome stranger johnny

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so many bags, so little time

[johnny-rentacactus]

ringaroundtheryder:

joby doesn’t count if you’ve got him wrapped around your finger. that’s like me asking @onefishtwofish-itsrikkisfish​ if i’m the cutest ever

sorry amigo, what are you saying about rikki?

[ringaroundtheryder]

nothing malicious, handsome person. just pointing out that certain kind people sometimes give responses that my dramatic ass needs. same goes for nashie poo with joby. also respect to your hair game, stranger.

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so many bags, so little time

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onefishtwofish-itsrikkisfish:

You are so the cutest!  Want me to tell Artie for you?

if you want to, babe. share around how cute i am and how i deserve the cute crown

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so many bags, so little time

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dj-nashmoneyz:

nope, i’m the cutest. joby told me so this morning. right @what-do-put-here?

joby doesn’t count if you’ve got him wrapped around your finger. that’s like me asking @onefishtwofish-itsrikkisfish​ if i’m the cutest ever

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so many bags, so little time

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dj-nashmoneyz:

Babes, cute crown is like, my birthright. You can have like, the dazzling crown.

that’s some fake news if i’ve ever heard some. soz not soz, babe, but i make anything and everything cute so that crown’s mine

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so many bags, so little time

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dj-nashmoneyz:

i know you’re totes joking cuz i’m defs the cutest one here

uh, try second cutest. as soon as my ass stepped on this property, cute crown went to moi

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so many bags, so little time

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dj-nashmoneyz:

well would ya look at that? i happen to be both of those things

uh, oh-kay. i’d say you only pertain to the first....just jokin’, babes.

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so many bags, so little time

finally made it to camp. if anyone knows where a certain dj-ing, troublemaking blonde is, please hit me up. or if you’re attractive, hit me up too