i don't give a fuck. i never gave a fuck.

I bet your skin is warm and that you're smiling. Yeah, that's what I always ( l o v e d )the most about you. You're so strong. Come and knock me down. The only proof that I need is y o u

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BRIE LARSON | December 7th, 2016 (x)

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I gotta be in court on Monday so naturally I’m thinkin’ now is the best time for a little trip out to Taylor County.  We’re smack dab in the middle of geese hunting season, and Phoenix just ain’t cuttin’ it. 

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Your logic makes no sense to me at all. Shouldn’t you be studying the case instead of being a barbarian? 

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I gotta be in court on Monday so naturally I’m thinkin’ now is the best time for a little trip out to Taylor County.  We’re smack dab in the middle of geese hunting season, and Phoenix just ain’t cuttin’ it. 

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I never understood hunting for sport. I literally think you’re all crazy. 

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bracken1x1:

I have a few questions from my observation.

a) Have you heard of the rubber chicken theorem? I’m forever flummoxed by the number of people who haven’t heard of it considering how useful it is, and you just reminded me of my (failed) new year’s resolution to spread the rubber chicken theorem word.

b) Are you and your lovely wife mutually obeying the mistletoe, or is it merely her job to observe you standing under the mistletoe and acting upon it? I have to say, either is a great idea to bring some fun into a long term relationship. I’ll have to pencil that one into my list of how to succeed at relationships book.

c) Tinsel or no tinsel? This is crucial information in my decision whether to allow you into my place to decorate or not. I make some excellent cookies, so payment is no problem - merely difference in tastes.

And I have nothing but answers for you!

a) No, I haven’t! Tell me more, tell me more. b) She knows the rules. Sometimes when she gets up, I’ll run to the nearest doorway to collect my prize, so I guess it’s mutual? It’s fun no matter what. She’s a great sport about it. c) Well, it depends. Do you have a pet? Do you want them to eat said tinsel and then have them poop it out completely in tact?

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nacho1x1:

Why the fuck is your tree topper a rubber chicken? Who allowed you to do that? You also have a weird last name, but I love it. I’m curious to what this coincidental gift card is; I do celebrate Christmas though.

Because that was the fun one I found for this year! I allowed myself to do it since it’s my house, but Marilyn doesn’t mind it. I know, right? I love it. My last name used to be Looney, but it was time for a change and then Marilyn came along. It was like a fairy tale. If you celebrate it, then it’s not coincidental. It’s a gift. What restaurants do you like?

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roscoe1x1:

Nice to see someone else in the holiday spirit. Did you like my storm? Let me know if you get bored of kissing your wife, we can put that mistletoe to good use. 

Isn’t it? I love them. Especially Thanksgiving, but the past is the past and the now is Christmas. Yes, actually, I loved it. It made me think of Chicago and I’d live on Memory Lane if Marilyn was down. I promise I probably won’t get tired of kissing her. Have you seen her? I’m the luckiest man alive for real.

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What’s up, Phoenix? Graves is back in town for a couple weeks, so get excited. Need a tatt removed/rearranged? Want a new one for your collection? Want your sexy face to be on TV? Come on down to Inkcredible for the next two weeks and you’ll get some art from yours truly.

[ringo1x1-blog]

Rearranged? That’s a talent I’ve never heard of. I don’t have any tattoos, but I also don’t think my wife would get a kick out of me writing something dumb on my body so maybe next time. I really want to be on TV though. Can I be a guest who chickens out?

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bracken1x1:

My goodness! I never believed anyone could actually have near death experiences, but after my colleague nearly killed me with the physics lab’s laser this morning? It’s like I had one of those movie experiences. You know, seeing tiny little fire red hair me running on beaches with my family’s overweight old labrador and my terrible first serious relationship with a Bayesian inference theorist - I should have known at that first information that it wasn’t going anywhere… Anyway! The whole palava has got me two Starbuck’s fudge hot chocolates in (venti, too!) and I’m still not over it! Things could have been very different than the slightly frazzled collar on my lab coat.

Oh no! What happened? Are you okay? I’m glad you have some hot chocolate though. That stuff is a miracle in a cup. 

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TEXT MESSAGE || OPEN

PHOEBE: HEY SKANK!!!

PHOEBE: You'd better be coming to my show tonight!!!

PHOEBE: If not, I'm going to name drop you in every song. Not in a good way, either.

LUCY: My mother used to tell me any publicity is good publicity so go for it. I want to see what you come up with.

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TEXTS ✉️ OPEN

LOLA: If someone doesn't buy me booze I'm going to have to rob a liquor store or something. Which sounds like a lot of work. So, what do you say?

KP: Don't do it! You don't want to go to jail for THAT.

KP: I also don't want to go to jail for giving alcohol to a minor, so it's a no from me.

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Who knew that teaching and coordinating your coronation at the same time would be quite this complicated? Well, I suppose my mother did when she strongly urged me against becoming a teacher. Despite my hectic schedule and frequent teleportation these last few weeks, I have no regrets. Some minds are meant to shape younger minds, and I believe myself to possess one of those…minds. And I just said the word “minds” way too many times for my taste, so please, tell me a highlight of your week so I can cease the act of shouting into an oblivious void.

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You’re such a sucker. I can’t believe you’re a professor now. At least you didn’t take a Cunningham position, though. A coronation you? Sounds fancy. Can I come? I think you’re only saying that because you’re the future King of the Moon, but if it’s any consolation, I do think you really have have one of “those” minds. The highlight of my week was my mother calling and asking me when my wedding is when she knows damn well it’s non-existent.

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Guys, I am so high today. Don’t worry…. I’m not indulging my own product. It was a gift. From my boss. Don’t worry about it, I said that. Okay, anyway how’s everyone doing? My name is Mary Jane. No please, stop with all puns pending. Are you friendly and do you want to get high with me?

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Wow, what a surprise. Didn’t you ever hear about how that kills your brain cells? It’s not true, but you should take every precaution you can. You know I only partake on special occasions, but it is almost Christmas. What do you have?

[nacho1x1-blog]

Guys, I am so high today. Don’t worry…. I’m not indulging my own product. It was a gift. From my boss. Don’t worry about it, I said that. Okay, anyway how’s everyone doing? My name is Mary Jane. No please, stop with all puns pending. Are you friendly and do you want to get high with me?

[ringo1x1-blog]

I don’t think it’s a big deal to dip in to your own product unless it’s heroin. I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mary Jane. Who would ever make a pun out of that? Prisha, though. That’s full of puns. I think I’m very friendly, but no, I don’t want to get high with you. It’s against some of my rules, but we can still hang.

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ardenchosource:

This cup was the size of my face.

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