Joshua Salad

Artist from Philadelphia, working in MA I love plants 🪴 surrealism 🐌 and gnomeposting 🧌

[cruzfucker]

[evilvillain123456789]

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

[godisafujoshi]

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[nattousan]

i'm in agony, SOMEbody please help me remember what the childhood book series was that centered around critters that looked like this:

IM IN HELL WHAT WAS IT

[hrrkikshoard]

Little Critter?

[kuutamosonaatti]

vineyard snails and a pomegranate 1810-1820

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[tattwovonbeardy]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[realest-slenderman]

i collected the pages now what

we hang out

[dailysnek]

Which way should I go?

Up

Down

Left

Right

Voting ended onAug 5

Reblogs Appreciated!

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[pmamtraveller]

Jean-Michel Folon: The Return of the Two Snails, 1979.

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Smiling Bats

Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v

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[bigcommunity]

The unemployment rate got people inventing psychological warfare

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cazort]

in the category of stories that are already slightly weird and then nonchalantly take an even weirder turn in the last sentence

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more