amor fati

up, up and away

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The average cost of a house out there is 270K I wish people would stop calling these folks “rich.” How much is the mortgage on a $270K house? Is it even $1200?

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Y’all need to learn what the word “conjecture” means.

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I hear lots of panicking but here’s the thing: Google “Horn Island 4th of July.” There are HUNDREDS of boats out there. Somebody had to see something if there was a dead person. Keep in mind that everybody was drunk on that boat. So “Wake up” and “Check this chest” could be getting a drunk person up, and getting an emergency item. My friend just told me that someone’s grandfather called the coast guard off. Which makes me wonder why. It maintains my suspicions abotu the call. I was originally thinking the Sea Tow call (this was not a 911 call) was late at night but it’s at 4:30PM. Someone had to see something at 4:30PM. So I’m wondering what happnened between 4:30PM and 11 PM when the coast guard was called to look for Nolan.

Update: The boat made it to shore at 7:19PM.

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I don’t hear Nolan’s name being said. This is crucial. I also hear, “Check [this/his] chest.” I can see the defense having an answer for everything. This isn’t going to be enough because they were all drunk on the boat. I need to hear his name and I don’t—so I know the defense will have an answer for everything. The autopsy is going to have to confirm what happened. Unlike retards online, I challenge my own beliefs to stay realistic.

Everybody on the boat needs to be charged with obstruction of justice and tampering with evidence. Whoever pushed him overboard needs to be charged for illegal disposal of a body. I can tell from the panic they cared about the kid and it was an accident. All young adults care about is not getting in trouble.

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I listened to the boat 911 call and when they hold music is playing a girl asked “He’s dead?” and then I hear a boy say “OH MY GOD!” I heard someone say “WAKE THE FUCK UP” and I heard a smack.

If they had an accident they should have just said so.

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Eric: Hey Pentagon.

Five: Hey, Old Man.

Eric: Does your aunt know I call you Pentagon?

(Five looks at me)

Five: No.

Eric: That’s good.

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Every time a man lets me have the last bite of his food and it’s delicious I know he’s somewhere regretting it once I go home.

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I told a tourist this was a perfect day at the Oceanfront and he was like, “Then why is it so windy?”

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My friend is telling me about a time he got roofied at a gay bar and it shouldn’t be so funny but it is so funny.

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Friend: I was walking around on Granby and this man looked me dead in the eye and said, “You need to spread the seed.”

Me:

Friend:

Me: How do you know it wasn’t god?

Friend: Really, Rinny? You really think it was god?

Me: He told you to be fruitful and multiply.

Friend: He was a crackhead.

Me: Did you ask why he advised you to do that?

Friend: For Allah.

Me: And you denied him.

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Last night I met someone who was like, “I remember you from twitter. I’m glad you’re off there.” And today at Plaza Azteca I met another guy who was like, “I remember you from twitter,” and he started talking about my final days on there and he was like, “It’s so good you’re in the real world now because I promise you, now that I’ve met you I know that you were better than that.” IDK what is is about this weekend but I feel grateful that those signs came around.

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That pizza was so good that I did a lil’ dance.

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I feel like people let me yap and yap so when other people yap and yap I just give myself my own karma.

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Having to talk about white people about race in my position always has me hoping they are careful while I wait for their response. This man can talk and talk tho. I’m trying to find out how to break away so I can go back to my friend. Somehow he’s started talking about graffiti culture. I can’t even remember what I said last.

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I know you’re nosy so you can see how my party went here.

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Stupidity is honestly worse than evil because it ignores the obvious, sometimes gleefully. It corrupts communities and institutions, and makes everybody far worse off.