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Kayla: Dad if you're the god of the sun why do I have so many freckles?

Apollo, clearly trying to think of an excuse: Uhhhh.... they're sun kisses, sweetie! I gave you them because I love you so much.

Austin and Will: :(

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nobody:

nico: and this is my boyfriend, will. he’s also a nightlight

Nobody:

Nico to Hades during spring and summer: all the single Hades, all the single Hades, all the single-

Hades: shut up.

So I’ve been re reading ToA and am currently in Burning maze and I just want Apollo to shut up about love handles. I’m only halfway through the book and he’s like “oh my ugly human body with acne and flab” which I’m used to by now, but now he’s also been complaining about how he has love handles, like he’s mentioned that like three times now. “My pathetic body complete with love handles” (actual quote from page 236) PLEASE JUST SHUT UP LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED

I get that Rick wanted to show that Apollo isn’t comfortable in this human/Lesters body, but he didn’t have to keep adding that, same thing on the acne and flab thing that is also mentioned constantly. Like sir I assure you that he can say he doesn’t like his appearance without mentioning those things as if they’re the worst thing someone could have on their body.