Ripley the Xenomorph Slayer

[ripleythexenomorphslayer]

Viking queen

French connection

Blue macks

[isagisms]

take my hand 🫴 let's write self-indulgent fanfic together forever

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[oughtnots]

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

[doyouremem8erme]

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

[thedeliaishere]

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

[anggrishka]

Dazzler!

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[letsblogwithmama]

Let’s drink water with mama?

official mama post

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[loish]

Inverse color twins 🔵🔴

[severalmoremutants]

Get your bare fucking feet off the desk, don’t make me get the spray bottle

[dannybagpipesarecalling]

You're gonna love this. Not just a desk but the kitchen counter.

[severalmoremutants]

Kurt if you don’t get your grippers off the household surfaces, I swear-

Forget the spray bottle, it’ll be the hose

[godisafujoshi]

[merletka]