[aletheyass]

everyone always goes on about poor prometheus but what about the eagle having liver for lunch every day surely she would’ve fancied some fillet from time to time

[tallaxia]

[that-was-anticlimactic]

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by user @/C0WB0YMINGI that reads: "words cannot describe how much i love being a fan of things and being cringey and obsessing over things and being a loser". /End ID.]

[aletheyass]

they told you it’s cleaner to wax your pussy raw remove its natural barrier completely fucking up your follicles and risking damaging your skin permanently and then they told you it’s sexy to wear polyester underwear that doesn’t let air through creating the perfect environment for all sorts of bacteria to proliferate in and also goes IN your ass creating a direct channel from your anus to your bald defenceless pussy and you believed it. you believed it

[chrrispine]

ETERNALS + Text Posts

[headspace-hotel]

most damaging idea of the 21st century: the conviction of vast numbers of people that human history will end within our lifetimes

climate change represents world-altering tragedy if unchecked, but not even in the worst-case scenario does it mean “literally everyone dies”

yet so many people have jumped already to “it’s over, the world is going to end, we can do nothing about it” and are just paralyzingly cynical. How do I explain that the power to imagine a future is essential for creating it

[headspace-hotel]

you know the thing where trauma can cause you to just. not expect to live much longer so when you get to 30 you don’t know what to do because you thought you’d be dead by 25

That is happening to all of us right now on a society-wide scale

[headspace-hotel]

A lot of people are like. REALLY angry at me for suggesting that “be depressed and do nothing” isn’t necessarily the only response to climate change.

this, this, this, this, this, this, and like, 700 other sources will tell you that most of the effects of climate change will be reversible even if we pass the ‘threshold’ of a 1.5 degrees Celsius increase in global temperature

BUT. Even if the worst happens, it will be important to be doing things other than wallowing in misery???

I’m not trying to be callous but for people living today it’s wildly unlikely for the results to be “literally immediate death.”

People will get displaced from their homes by rising sea levels. We have like, years, probably decades, before that happens. It seems so fucked up to decide that we should do nothing, because we’ve already decided they’re going to die anyway????

If a bunch of us are going to die, why not die trying to help each other? Why not try to make sure fewer people die? Why not do something that might reduce someone’s suffering or give them food or clean water or a place to sleep?

I don’t know how to explain to you that people need socks during the apocalypse

[the-geeky-fangirl]

Strange: i'm gonna fuck with the multiverse

Peter: ......why would you do that

Strange: i'm going to be honest Wong is like 98% of my self control and he's not here so

[avengerrs]

*mj falling and peter struggling to catch her*

me:

[grossxing]

[gayvampyr]

you’re in a State of depression

[charlesoberonn]

[selavy]

this comment on the NYT’s carbonara recipe that uses bacon, tomato ketchup, and parmesan…….God’s mind

[191195-deactivated20240210]

“when you, Americans, weren’t even in God’s mind. Ciao.”

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[frogbestfriend]

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

[catasters]

[aintnosinglegoodnames]

weird fuckin kid

[le-fishe-has-arrived-deactivate]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[vnusplanetoflove]

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

[girlariosto-deactivated20230109]

[peronocambiamiamore]

LIBERO SUBITO

[thememedaddy]

me_irl