[riptidesblog]

My fic statuses

Fics in progress:

Liminal-what if Nya didn't succumb to the ocean's call?At least,not immediately. Multichapter of her merged with the sea holding onto last bits of her humanity only for it all to slip away told through her family's eyes

Abyss-Nya&Garm duo over the course of the show

I know these halls-Cursed Realm has a monastery.One that reminds newly deceased Morro of his old home (alternatively:one-shots of Morro's time in the Cursed realm inspired by DR showing 16 monastery gates for 16 realms and me realizing that includes the Cursed realm)

Realmfall- ninja are late just for a few seconds and so,one of Morro's plans worked out.When the queen of Cursed arrived a broken family stood on her way.A family of a mother without her son,sister without her brother,ghost without his comrades and a teacher without students(1st chapter done but waiting for ao3...it got out of hand)

Second Wind- Lloyd couldn't keep going without a plan.If he was even a moment late, his brother's blood would be on his hands. That is not a risk he is willing to take so he bids his time.Sure,he ends up staying possessed for a while but at least Morro can't win?(single chapter with kind of an open ending?It'd be a preset for a really long plot but I'm not writing all that.At least,don't plan to anytime soon)(is in planning process due to being multichapter)(started!)

Jay's guide to dealing with an overprotective brother-exactly what it says but not in the way you think it is

Just a Man- or ninjago from Dareth's pov as just a man among those in contact with divine(or or Dareth being the team's weird supportive uncle figure)

Unknown status:

Morrotober oneshots I wrote but am not sure about

Clear skies-I really want to finish it but I lost motivation on it

Fics I want to write sometime in the future:

That one Wojira duo-centric fic I haven't even started and only exists in my mind

Roby angst after the events of s2p2

Lloyd knows what it's like to have your free will taken away by someone else.He didn't think Nya did too until he found her in the middle of the night with a wound he was sure she didn't have before

Smth with Bentho&Nya

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[flagged-as-naughty-deactivated2]

[katz-on-saturn]

Remember

Queerphobes hate the Catgender neopronoun using polyamorous Lesboy turigirl just as much as they hate any gay man or lesbian women

They want us all dead

They won't check to see if you're "one of the normal ones" they want us all to burn either way

So next time you go to flame someone for using "weird" labels think about the fact that if you both were in a line next to be burned alive you are in this together no matter your differences

Love your queer siblings for who they are, love the people who would have your back when no one else will in this cruel society

I love you xenogenders, neopronouns, polyamorous and contradictory labels

You will always be a part of the movement

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

[fawnblooms]

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

[teaboot]

There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)

[teaboot]

There is a young American man in France. His mother has passed away. He has few friends, and works the thankless job of a bus boy in a prestigious restaurant, but dreams of becoming a chef despite having very little skill.

He returns one night to his humble apartment, which is known to have vermin, and comes across a rat, which he could easily kill or set loose on the street.

But the rat- it is special. It seems to speak to him. Promises him every little thing he desires- talent, fame, and fortune. Recognition and esteem like he has only ever seen from afar; fine company like the wealthy men and women whose scraps he picks at over the sink.

Put me on your head, the rat says. Put me on your head and think of nothing.

It is strange at first, yes. Strange to feel another take control of his life and live it better than he ever could. To see miraculous things created with his own two hands, to feel his feet move in graceful and fantastic ways with a confidence he has never had.

But the rat delivers as he had promised: he receives promotions, notoriety, admiration. He is noticed. Envied. Every day is a waking dream, rubbing elbows with beautiful women and handsome men and influential personalities who lavish him with praise. It is addictive, this lifestyle- never mind that he is only ever truly conscious of it as a passenger of in own brain.

It is when he has reached heights few can ever conceive, with all that the rat had ever promised- a beautiful wife in a beautiful house with all the world in his palm, in possession of all the wealth and success a man could ever want, that the rat says that it is leaving.

Leaving? The rat cannot leave. Everything he is, the rat has provided.

"I have delivered on our bargain", the rat says. "I have brought to you all that you have ever dreamed. What more could you desire? I must live my own life, now."

The man is furious. He is terrified. He destroys the rat, in all of the ways that a rat can be destroyed, until nothing is left of it but a fine smear of marinara sauce.

He returns to the restaurant the next day moving like the shell of something hollowed-out and brittle. He cooks well- his fingers remember the movements, his eyes recognize the patterns, his mouth knows without his asking what orders to speak and what platitudes make patrons smile pleasantly with their straight white teeth.

He retains the talents of the rat. The charm of the rat. All the worldly pleasures the rat had provided him.

Still, it seems, he is little more than a vessel for the talents of the rat.

But the rat is gone.

What remains of the man?

[teaboot]

You see my vision

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[riptidesblog]

It's funny how we basically have a multiverse without the concept itself being in any way canon. We have the main continuity, the movie, whatever the live action ends up being (btw is that still a thing???), whatever duskfall ends up being, that one short with a dragon guarding ninja statues and POSSIBLY whatever comes after DR. Canon dropped aus but never touched them the way Spiderman, Miraculous or DC did

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[lgbtqiatext]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

happy pride

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride

[anachronic-cobra]

To summarize, star trek invented fuck-or-die and spock attempted to resolve this by giving kirk a boob window and wrestling with him half-naked in the sand

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The fact that this is accurate is fucking killing me

[mythopoeticlicense]

It's like witnessing the creation of the universe.

[ash-pain-t]

[riptidesblog]

Send me some ninjago characters/ships/duos(or more) idc which

[s-p-r-i-n-g-t-i-m-e]

btw there are exactly five other tree roots that help the struggling root in the very first vision Lloyd sees in his trial. btw. if you even care

yknow. five. like. like the

like the five

his five

his

(ignore the others this ain’t abt them)