꒰୨୧ Riri ₊˚ @ririerm - Tumblr Blog

Stole my fathers ps5 to educate myself on CoD #nolongerfanon 😍

(My pa literally played CoD with 1 week old me in arms its embarrasing not knowing any of the lore)

(Also the very FIRST time I fell in my entire life is CoD related because my dad was so focused on playing that he didn't see me slowly sliding off the couch <//3)

#cod #tf 141 #tf 141 x reader #simon riley x reader

I had a non binary classmate that loved to share gay fanart here on Tumblr but when we were talking about another classmate making crude jokes, they said, and i quote: "Like, i get that he makes racist jokes since everyone does them, but..."

chilewithcarnage

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

hyperfixationsgobrr

Simon 'Ghost' Riley on a op where they're not supposed to kill un-armed civi's, which isn't a problem. He's stalking through a civi house, guard up, mask on, and he comes across you, civi clothes, you put your hands up when he comes around, all clear, so he keeps moving.

He's continuing on. After around 10 minutes, Simon feels the familiar sensation of someone behind him, he whips around to find an enemy, Simon's at a slight disadvantage, wrong footing, didn't pull his knife out fast enough. The two exchange blows for 2 minutes. Simon's not doing to well.

A bang echos around the room, not a gunshot, the opponent crumples to the floor, unconscious, you standing above him, clutching a cast iron skillet like a baseball bat. Simon looks at you, and he can see the reli,action in your eyes, as you quickly drop the skillet.

"Uh. Nice swing."

wyvern-whiskey

Simon.

mbmbimbo

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

sgreer123

Simon Riley in any fic that mentions him in a supermarket

muppetshow2026

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?