Please stop he is drowning…..
Gone forever
tumblr dot com
KIROKAZE
Sweet Seals For You, Always

ellievsbear

@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

★
d e v o n
cherry valley forever
Mike Driver
$LAYYYTER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
trying on a metaphor

Origami Around
Show & Tell

izzy's playlists!

Janaina Medeiros

seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Israel
seen from Ecuador

seen from United States
seen from Ecuador

seen from United States
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from El Salvador
seen from El Salvador
seen from United States
@risikafreeborn
Please stop he is drowning…..
Gone forever
Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)
RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)
““Fundamentally the problem here with this whole thing is: How is it that you had Karen Bass was in first place, Spencer Pratt was in second place, and then this other woman was in third place. You would expect these mail-in ballots to kind of meet that same basic pattern,” Vance said. “But somehow we find ourselves in a situation where number one—they’re still receiving ballots, not just counting ballots. And number two—the way they’re coming in just so happens to work out such that the Republican is getting kicked out of the final two, so it’s a Democrat-versus-Democrat runoff.”
—
JD Vance Isn’t Handling Republicans’ Defeat in Los Angeles Very Well
Hey, stupid, just wanted to remind you that – hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, Jeffrey Dahmer Vance – I just want to remind you that Los Angeles has nearly 3 times more registered Democrats than Republicans, we have not elected a Republican this century, and votes are counted from different precincts, as well as mail-in ballots, starting when the polls close. A lot of stupid people voted for Pratt, sure, but vastly more people who aren’t complete idiot mouth breathers did not, because he is an idiot, just like you.
You know that, you dumb fuck – I swear to god, Jorts Dingus Vance, take your hand out of your pants, stop staring at that couch, and listen to me – you know that this is how elections have been decided for two centuries in America.
And, yes, the loser in this mayoral contest is the incompetent, unqualified, Republican scumbag who everyone in Los Angeles hates as much as we hate you and that rapist piece of shit you work for. Because he is a loser, and no amount of billionaire money or whining about his loss changes that.
You and your toadies don’t lose elections because they are rigged, Jackhole Dipshit Vance; they lose because voters hate you and your party, and everything you represent.
Run along now, and find some other losers to hang out with while the clock ticks down, ever closer to the moment you are a footnote in a history book, a punchline to a joke that wasn’t ever funny to begin with.
This
happy belated 10 years of honorable ones!!
screencap redraw with 2% more flirty eyes
10!? Fucking 10?! I beg your finest pardon?!
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
There are only 2 days left of the Star Projector Kickstarter and we just surpassed our final stretch goal! That means all backers can vote on new color combos and the top 2 popular choices will be made into real stars! 🌟 We're also adding the white cable option for all backers!
I can't thank you all enough for the amazing support during this campaign and I'm so excited to see what colors you'll vote for ✨
The stars will still be for sale after the campaign ends but the prices will roughly go up by 10% so these are the cheapest they'll be.
hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
Thinking about how he genuinely is one of the best Jedi in all of Star Wars and he is not alive 😀🥲
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it
This one?
ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path
Wait no longer, I have aligned them!
opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
Let us remember on this fine day that the "Kallus was always a good person who was made to do bad things by the empire" argument is WRONNNGGGG and BAAADDDD and WATERS DOWN HOW EVIL HE WASSSSS
Let us remember that Kallus' story SHOULD NOT convey that "sometimes good people do bad things" AND RATHER THAT "There is no such thing as an inherently good or bad person. You are only ever as much as your actions, and no matter how bad your actions have been in the past, you always have the CHOICE to do better moving forward. You can always CHOOSE a better future for yourself and for others, so long as you're willing to put in the work needed to make that happen"
Send tweet
Inner Child
Silent, mild
Stay within your cage
Bury all your rage
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."