[pissvortex]

skyrim is cool because an old man in falkreath can give you a quest to take his best friend’s ashes to a preist and you can either do that or eat his ashes right in front of him

[tinybirds]

tumblrphobic: a pride flag for people who just fucking hate tumblr

[shiftythrifting]

Found with no additional context @ Volunteers of America.

[aisforarthur]

[thebackyardigans]

……his own fam 

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[gaypussyretard]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[lesbiancrowley]

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[grimfangsmaw]

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

don’t know why everyone is always worrying about the economy when I just found a perfectly good hair tie on the ground 

[1stprototype]

WARNING: SLAYER THREAT LEVEL AT MAXIMUM.

Demons:

[thexfiles]

professor who is 16 minutes late and finds their entire class gone: where is my class 

some dude who sits in the back row of class about to invent the if the teacher isn’t here in 15 minutes we can leave rule: oh, you haven’t heard?

[tredlocity]

Spider-verse please have John Mulaney say this line

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

[llleighsmith]

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

[herfleur-deactivated20250810]

hairbands as bracelets are bi + lesbian culture

[unit08deactivated-deactivated20]

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

[unit08deactivated-deactivated20]

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep