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The Breakfast Club, Directed by John Hughes. (1985)

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this is my fuckign favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

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the last picture killed me

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(photo via sputnik771)

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“we’ve divided the population as you requested, mr. president,” announced the assistant from the door, “so we’re just waiting on your final approval for the memory wipe.”

“wipe the memory of groups 1 to 8,” replied the president, “leave group 9 alone but wipe group 10, too.”

“sir? you want us to wipe groups 1 through 8 and then 10, but not 9? group 9 refers to… children born between 1990 and 1999, why should they be left with their memories?”

the president stood from his chair and looked out at the world from his window.

“only 90s kids will remember this”

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We really need to talk about this scene a lot, because holy wow. The MCU movies have definitely been getting a little darker since the Avengers, but scenes like this? This is pure optimism. Tony is told he can save 4 out of 13, and then he saves all 13 of them anyway, because these people can work together and help Tony save them.

If a similar scenario had happened in the Dark Knight Saga or Man of Steel, you know damn well 9 out of those 13 people would have been dead. Hell, Bruce or Clark would have been lucky to even save the 4, because DC movies have gone down a route of unrelenting gritty realism that makes good old super heroics virtually impossible. Bruce can’t save the city without faking his own death; Clark can’t save the world without becoming a murderer.

But even in the darkest hours of the Marvel Universe, Tony Stark can damn well save 13 people plummeting to their certain death. Is it realistic? Hell no. But it was an awesome victory that both Tony and the audience needed at this point in the story, and by god it was heroic.

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Checking in on a restaurant client the other week…

Me: How’s everything going?

Client: Not great. We can’t use our (beautifully letter-pressed, expensive) business cards! They’re all wrong.

Me: What’s the problem with them?

Client: The email address and the web address are totally wrong. No one will be able to reach us, so we boxed them all back up and put them in the back.

I ask to see the cards. I inspect them and they look fine. All of the information is correct. I ask what the problem is…

Client: All the info is in caps but when you go online, email addresses and website URLs are lowercase. They won’t work.

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Summing up the female GoT characters

Margaery Tyrell: A superb politician that manipulates people with the subtle skill of a chess grandmaster

Cersei Lannister: Throws a molotov cocktail in the general direction of her enemies while showing a middle finger to everybody

Daenerys Targaryen: Vote Mother of Dragons 2015

Melisandre : Clear Eyes, Tits Out, Can’t Lose

Arya Stark: Is an actual video game character who is leveling up in preparation to fight bosses

Sansa Stark : Is participating in the psychological experiment “How far you can push a good person before they snap and kill everybody”

Brienne of Tarth: But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the woman who finds those Stark girls

Shireen Baratheon: Working hard to become the future Minister of Education

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trying to remain a child at heart in the adult world

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Who is innocent? Maybe all of you are, maybe none of you are. Maybe I should let the d r a g o n s decide.

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Me: wow tomorrow’s exam actually seems kinda hard

Me: goes onto what do i need on my final to pass website?

website: you need 7%

Me: wow. suddenly not so hard

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did-you-know

sixpenceee:

Chinese scientists have created the world’s lightest material.

Graphene aerogel that is seven times lighter than air. It is so light that one cubic inch can be balanced on a blade of grass, the stamen of a flower, or the fluffy seed head of a dandelion. (Source & More Information)