friendly neighbourhood tboy

just yapping

[riv3rchaos]

INTRO POST

Hi! I'm Jaig, this is my main blog which will mostly be used for fandom stuff and yapping about random stuff

my pronouns are he/him, i am a trans man and i am a minor

i also run the blog @starwars-prideflags and my old blog used to be @riv3rboychaos

my current fandoms are

star wars

project hail mary

bbc merlin

the shadowhunter chronicles

p4persmp

heated rivalry / game changers series

marvel

(among other things)

this may be subject to change

oh and my favourite singer is Elio Mei

WARNING: i swear a lot so be warned

[absterab123]

frank really took “im gonna kill this kid” a bit too seriously lmao

[riv3rchaos]

honey i know honey milk cannot drown out the milk

[riv3rchaos]

sleeping in the kitchen, singing in the morning

someday when it's over, what is there to tell

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[riv3rchaos]

imagine living anywhere but new york in the mcu. like "yeah i was going to visit my cousin but uh there was another alien attack so ive had to postpone that"

[riv3rchaos]

"how did my trip to new york go? oh it was good apart from my car getting destroyed by the alien army from space"

[haywrites]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THE AGENT CARTER TV SHOW. YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH PEGGY CARTER

[riv3rchaos]

imagine living anywhere but new york in the mcu. like "yeah i was going to visit my cousin but uh there was another alien attack so ive had to postpone that"

[vxin-x-exe]

Just let the sun shine on my boys this time..🤌😖

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[forestdykie]

I wonder how the avengers would react when they see Peter again. If they would see him with his lab and tech and be reminded of Tony. If they would just tear up at the sight of him or tell him that Tony would be proud of him, that he reminds them of him.

[eros-telesse]

[jessmalia]

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015) // AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)

[jarvispoptart]

Clint: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child ?

Tony: that I was gonna marry Captain America

Steve: *whips his head around so fast his neck snaps*

[wcndertwins]

i hate how non-canon ships have become so controversial nowadays, like i just miss how most people were multi-shippers. we even used to ship characters that were in different fandoms, what happened to that??

[astronemaxs]

who is up missing the dubsmash war because i am