[ muffled police sirens ]

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[sagamemes]

more angst & post angst sentences.    since this is the meme i see the most on my own rp dash, have a part two of sentences indicative of trauma and pain, past or present. feel free to edit the sentences to your own needs as you wish.

“ what happened to her? ”

“ is this it? ”

“ duty before love. ”

“ you were gone. ”

“ i keep seeing you. ”

“ please, don’t tell him. ”

“ i need to get you warm. listen, you’re gonna want to go to sleep, but i can’t let you do that, okay? just stay with me, stay with me—! ”

“ she figured it out. ”

“ you were too late. ”

“ i don’t want you apologies, i want my [relation] back! ”

“ i told you! why didn’t you listen?! ”

“ it’s me—wait! …please don’t hang up. ”

“ they gave me a new life. ”

“ and you believed them? ”

“ don’t… don’t touch me. ”

“ could you, for once, think about everyone you’re gonna leave behind if–/when/ you finally get yourself killed? ”

“ it’s nothing personal. ”

“ you’re going to have to kill me yourself. ”

“ it’s always been just you and me. you and me. no one else. ”

“ the worst punishment for a parent is to bury their child. ”

“ lie to me. ”

“ i already have [name] risking their job for me. i can’t risk anyone else. ”

“ you kill me, you’ll never find [name]. ”

“ he has [name]. ”

“ i don’t care what happens to me. do it to save yourself. ”

“ i—-i can’t breath…! ”

“ if /your/ family was being threatened, you’d do anything to save them. ”

“ i needed to learn how to never be afraid again. ”

“ please—just pull the knife out! ”

“ why do you own a gun? ”

“ i don’t know who to trust anymore. ”

“ you’ll fuck me but you won’t [go out with/date/marry] me. ”

“ we need to stop this. it’s too risky… and i can’t lose you. ”

“ i carried your coffin! ”

“ don’t follow me. ”

“ i’m mad at god. ”

“ none of it was real. i was just doing my job. ”

“ why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?! ”

“ i was the only survivor. ”

“ i never met her. ”

“ you choose your family, but it doesn’t change the fact that i’m still 50% him. ”

“ she’ll kill you if you don’t get out. ”

“ not if i kill him first. ”

[ohisms-a]

*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  KID  GORGEOUS  AT  RADIO  CITY .

❛  this is so much nicer than what i’m about to do.  ❜ ❛  it’s really… it’s really tragic.  ❜ ❛  what a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted establishment.  ❜ ❛  i keep walking through cold spots.  ❜ ❛  i wonder who that used to be!  ❜ ❛  that’s where we are conversation-wise in our relationship.  ❜ ❛  well, here goes nothing - you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  — which is the BEST answer.  ❜ ❛  say more right now!  ❜ ❛  LET’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!  ❜ ❛  this is a weird topic.  ❜ ❛  none of us truly know our fathers.  ❜ ❛  that’s just the setup to my story, so forget about that poor son of a bitch.  ❜ ❛  and where were you?  ❜ ❛  so you saw what happened and you did nothing?  ❜ ❛  let me ask you this - in nazi germany…  ❜ ❛  just explain to me this - how are you BETTER than a nazi?  ❜ ❛  when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.  ❜ ❛  we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that.  ❜ ❛  what would leonard bernstein do?  ❜ ❛  tell him we’re here!  ❜ ❛  this is the closest we get in adult life to assemble.  ❜ ❛  you bought tickets, you knew this was coming.  ❜ ❛  i guess they’re finally gonna kill us all.  ❜ ❛  we are pretty big assholes.  ❜ ❛  i used to smoke crack.  ❜ ❛  freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man.  ❜ ❛  sit up straight! show some respect!  ❜ ❛  i want to talk about what happened yesterday.  ❜ ❛  oh, you mean like - having friends?  ❜ ❛  — and they may just have to kill you over it!  ❜ ❛  none of that matters, but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❜ ❛  that was the general tone.  ❜ ❛  you remember the scourge of muggings when you were in second and third grade?  ❜ ❛  this was at NINE in the MORNING.  ❜ ❛  now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm!  ❜ ❛  a phone book doesn’t leave bruises!  ❜ ❛  i’m still terrified of secondary locations.  ❜ ❛  if i’m at a place, i never wanna go to another place.  ❜ ❛  i thought i’d be dead in a truck with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.  ❜ ❛  GIVE US SOME MONEY.  ❜ ❛  WE WANT A GIFT. BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY.  ❜ ❛  what kind of a cokehead relative? you SPENT IT already?  ❜ ❛  i gave you more money than the civil war cost and you fucking spent it already?  ❜ ❛  if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker, and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. she’s not going to do anything else for you.  ❜ ❛  hey, it’s been a while since you’ve given us money!  ❜ ❛  because you should be concerned!  ❜ ❛  hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ‘cause it sounds like he sucks, and i’ll totally kill that guy for you.  ❜ ❛  i’m in a new phase right before ‘old’ called gross.  ❜ ❛  but only you know where the bathroom is.  ❜ ❛  i smell a robot. prove - prove, prove. prove to me you’re not a rOBOT.  ❜ ❛  look at these curvy letters! much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say?  ❜ ❛  is it an E, or is it a 3? that’s up to ye!  ❜ ❛  but now it’s time for the robot test!  ❜ ❛  fuckiNG WH A T?  ❜ ❛  think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.  ❜ ❛  thank you for clapping for my political gazebo material. i’m very brave.  ❜ ❛  everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time.  ❜ ❛  things are getting pretty sticky.  ❜ ❛  it’s like there’s a horse… loose in a hospital.  ❜ ❛  i think everything’s eventually going to be okay, but i have no idea what’s going to happen next.  ❜ ❛  get out of here with that SHIT.  ❜ ❛  WE’RE WELL PAST THAT.  ❜ ❛  i dare you to do it. i want you to do it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember that in hamilton.  ❜ ❛  it’s tomorrow now.  ❜ ❛  just because you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.  ❜ ❛  you might think that’s an ignorant answer, but it’s not. it’s a great answer.  ❜ ❛  i don’t care for these new nazis, and you may quote me on that.  ❜ ❛  i know all that, how do YOU know all that?  ❜ ❛  i’m allowed to make fun of ___. i asked them, and they said yes.  ❜ ❛  the bread of bread is bread. bread is god is bread.  ❜ ❛  it’s just… dads, singing SO loud.  ❜ ❛  GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU.  ❜

[absxlutelytheworst]

Dance with me

I’m feeling musically-inclined today so, send in a symbol and I’ll respond with a song for you depending on:

💖- What kind of music I associate with YOU

💘- What kind of music I associate with your muse

💞-  What kind of music I listen to when writing an reply for your muse

💔 - A battle theme I like for our muses fighting (most likely fighting game ost for this, maybe some boss music)

💗 - A song that might describe our muses relationship

[ask-meme-addicts]

@wolfpupy twitter ask meme

❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞

❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞

❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞

❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞

❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞

❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞

❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞

❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞

❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞

❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞

❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞

❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞

❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞

❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞

❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞

❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞

❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞

❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞

❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞

❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞

❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞

❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞

❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞

❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞

❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞

❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞

❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞

❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞

❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞

❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞

❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞

❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞

❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞

❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞

❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞

❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞

❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞

❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞

❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞

❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞

❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞

❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞

❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞

❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞

❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞

❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞

❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞

❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞

[rivalinspector-blog]

I’ve been really caught up with my new job since it’s night shift, and I’m still getting used to it but I want to get back on track with writing Zenigata here! Apologies for the lack of replies too, I’ll be back on my usual pace very soon!  ♥

Feel free to like this for a starter (and potentially discuss starter ideas)! Cap is at 3, castmates exempt.

[rivalinspector-blog]

Here’s a starter call for summer festa threads! Capping at 3, but castmates and those who’ve talked to Zenigata before are exempt! I’m mostly wanting to have him meet new people!

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[wickedlymeme]

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

[penguin-memes-blog]

“My Character” is the character of the account that has reblogged “Your Character/Yours” is the person sending the meme to someone. You can also generate a random number (1-42) and send it for a surprise.

Note: please be warned before reblogging: some of these things are things you may not want your character to do!

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[rivalinspector-blog]

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

Brooklyn-Nine Nine Sentence Starters | Accepting!

“Just like that!? Listen. I know this kind of M.O., and I know exactly who would do such a thing. Making it out to be some petty crime is going to make things worse!”

[rivalinspector-blog]

What exactly are the laws of this city? Can you be tried for war crimes? Asking for my dad.

“Well, you see…. uh….”

“….I’m not part of the judicial system, so I don’t know. War crimes are very illegal and socially unacceptable most places. And murder. Don’t do that either.”

[rivalinspector-blog]

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

Brooklyn-Nine Nine Sentence Starters | Accepting!

“I’ll have you know I was a ruthless kid back in the day! Picking fights with people who picked on me, and winning every time.”

[rivalinspector-blog]

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

Brooklyn-Nine Nine Sentence Starters | Accepting!

“Is… Is this allowed?”

[rivalinspector-blog]

Traditional hot dogs are made from a mixture of traditional, hot, and dog.

“You can’t fool me with this! I know they’re made similar to hambieregers and in fact don’t include any dogs at all.”

[vaememes]

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

[rivalinspector-blog]

👄 + Daisuke Jigen (idk anything abt Lupin so sorry if theyre from another part of the series or smth ;;)

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“Jigen, huh? Hmm. His skills are pretty impressive, I don’t think I know anyone who’s a better sharpshooter or good at quick draws like he is. That said, I’m lucky I’ve made it out alive going up against him. Sure wouldn’t want a real showdown with the guy. Not to mention the guy would bite the bullet for his partner more than he’d save his own skin.”

[dovingmemes]

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