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unstoppable force (needs structure imposed on me in order to be able to function) meets immovable object (i hate the restrictiveness and rigidity of structure)
writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations
i don't want a career, i want to do crafts
You know what’s some crazy $hit?
This fabulous bitch
She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense). I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen. Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs
or for full on fight sequences
or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.
this chick hooked me up.
And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like
or this
or this
DUDE! INASNE SHIT!! So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this chick some cash. Lemme dole it out for her. BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!! This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.
I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock. You’re worth it.
Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged: https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, "I can make him
hello Mr. Gaiman! would you please tell my depression to fuck off?
I can try.
Dear Depression, please fuck off. Begin by fucking off, continue to fuck off, and about the point where you think perhaps it's time to stop fucking off and come back, then just fuck off some more.
Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. you can't pay me to dig up which part this is
The sparknotes Twitter account is truly a gem
“idc about shipping im an adult” i love that and i hope youre having fun but im gonna go gorge myself on every silly little interaction these fake people have and live like a king
writing is so fun
i hate writing so much
this is so frustrating
i’m a literal god at writing
Me with my Bucky Barnes/OC fic that has gotten twice as long in as many months
on religious trauma <3
clementine von radics / victoria chang - obit / my photo / joan tierney @filmnoirsbian / chen chen - poplar street / DO NOT REPLY / nicolas martin / richard siken / saeed jones - how we fight for our lives / taylor swift - my tears ricochet
Help! I'm Making A Weirdly Big Deal Out Of A Thing That I Think Is No Big Deal So Why Does It Have To Be Such A Big Deal, It's Honestly Not That Big Of A Deal, So Everyone Should Just Do What I Say Because Why Do They Care About This So Much Like It's Some Kind Of Big Deal, It's Functionally Meaningless, That's Why I Must Have My Way Or Else, Stop Overreacting!!!!!
Care And Feeding, Slate, 31 October 2021:
Dear Care and Feeding,
My tween has requested they/them pronouns and a new name. We are changing our habits on the pronouns, but we haven’t gone along with the name change. Though their first name is stereotypically feminine, we more often use the shorter stereotypically masculine form (think Samantha to Sam). Their middle name is gender ambiguous. These names were chosen with much love following a family/cultural naming tradition. While we are supportive of using any version of these given names to reflect our child’s gender, we aren’t on board with a name change. We will not call Sam(antha) Simon, Stevie or Susie. Is this so wrong?
—What’s in a Name?
Dear What's In A Name?
I can't think of any family tradition more important than making sure children know that they are beholden to the whims of their parents forever, and that they must never be allowed to assert themselves or self-advocate in any way that does not entirely comport with their parents' personal preferences. After all, it was your child's decision to be born to you personally, and now here they come tap-dancing into the world as a full-on independent human as if they didn't specifically ask Baby Jesus to assign them to you! They had every opportunity to choose to be born to any other family on earth, but they didn't, and so now they've thereby agreed to have every part of their identity dictated by you, indefinitely and without even the mildest opposition.
The last thing you want is your child growing up to be a self-assured, independent human who knows their own mind and can ensure that their needs are met on planet earth! That's not what parenting is all about! You lovingly gave them a name and you will lovingly use it at them no matter how much they hate it, lovingly!
Anyway, you said it yourself: what's in a name?? It's such a tiny, piddly thing — since it doesn't matter at all, and it's practically not even worth caring about not even a little bit, and it really is just wholly inconsequential, it's genuinely just downright silly that anyone cares all that much about what they're called, like truly, who could even be bothered? Not you, that's for sure! That's why you can only call your kid one of two names that you came up with a decade ago and nothing else ever no matter what!
What could be more loving than honoring your child's name and pronouns? Why, forcing your child to use the name you gave them because your personal preference is more important than your child having the core of their identity respected by the most important people in their life, of course! Nothing wrong with that! Stay strong in your convictions, and you will enjoy many great opportunities to call your child by the name you gave them in the coming years — to their voicemail, to their email "spam" folder, and in text messages to phone numbers they no longer use.
Loki + Cards Agaisnt Humanity
i am writing all the time except just like inside of me and not outside
all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people
Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr
An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.
it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.
Great post everybody
Don't talk about weight loss and diets to your daughter, don't talk about weight loss and diets around your daughter, don't comment on your daughter's weight, don't tell her she has to weigh herself every once in a while, don't ruin your daughter's relationship with food, don't make her feel bad about the way she looks. I'm sorry if diet culture fucked you up but please try to break the cycle instead of perpetuating it. Thanks.
It happened over seven years ago and 900 miles away but I still remember the exact stop sign we were paused at when my father let out the sigh he’d been holding in the whole drive and looked at me and with disappointment in his eyes told me “you’re too big honey.”
In his ‘defense’ its true I was and have always been a curvier girl. But I was also struggling with anorexia at the time.
“Too big” has lived rent free and tormented me ever since.