Cant Do Math But I Can Tell You About Spongebob

Just a dumb fuck 23 year old! No thoughts, head empty ONLY SpongeBob

[riverbay11]

Unlocking My Door Tonight For One Direction ❤️

[riverbay11]

UPDATE

I think they are all in love with me HELP!!!!

[nartothelar]

commission for @scribesynnox: david giving max a shoulder ride

[niceinchnails]

Can you guys just fucking relax

-Spongebob

[substitutecreature]

Spongebob

[talktome-rose]

I HATE this guy.

[riverbay11]

You’ve made a powerful enemy today

[talktome-rose]

Don’t care, SpongeBob is terrifying. I will always hate him.

[riverbay11]

You’ve failed the Turing Test

[talktome-rose]

What’s??? The Turing test????

[riverbay11]

Wouldn’t you like to know

[substitutecreature]

Spongebob

[talktome-rose]

I HATE this guy.

[riverbay11]

You’ve made a powerful enemy today

[talktome-rose]

Don’t care, SpongeBob is terrifying. I will always hate him.

[riverbay11]

You’ve failed the Turing Test

[substitutecreature]

Spongebob

[talktome-rose]

I HATE this guy.

[riverbay11]

You’ve made a powerful enemy today

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[theodoresrabitt]

So where watching Friday The 13th: Jason takes Manhatten. The whole film, we keep guessin who broke what rule and would die first.

But what if -

Jason enters the boat, ready to do his usual thing. He is scouting out the boat, finding his victims. One girl drinks alchohl with her freinds, one boy is thinkin of makin out with his roomate and so on. But as Jason takes note of each, each student he finds does more and more fucked up shit.

the movie ends with Jason at such a loss of wtf to do, and who's worse, the he just gives up and leaves. I wanna watch this man look around confused of the ethicacy of reading Klance fanfiction.

I wanna see him debate gutting someone due to them pirating Bambi.

Jason to be upset over social media bulling. "The kid could just close the computer" He thinks as the main girl cries over being called a furry by CoolKiz69420

Jason trying to track down said CoolKidz69420

Jason realizing most of social media is a bot, and then makes it his mission to take down all of social media.

The movie ends with him looking around, fed up, seeing the main girl who's dressed in wolf ears and clutching AO3 to her chest, sighing and just walking away.

[daleriouspoo]

spongebob doodle from memory bc i love him

[riverbay11]

Unlocking My Door Tonight For One Direction ❤️

[rakudetama]

sploinkburb 💛

[boredpreston]

Happy SpongeBob Day!! ✨🍔✨

[its-kerington]

[substitutecreature]

Spongebob

[kenicore]

Dadvid week day 2 flower languageee??

Sorry for skipping day 1 gang, I may or may not get to it- but here's a very late day 2, im like. Not sure what flower language is so I drew them in flowers, hope that counts

2 different versions plus speedpaint- hurrah

[naphelion]

day 3 cooking/sick when ur stupid chud dad loves you 😭🤦

[littlemercy]

Dadvid week 3: cooking