[riverdaleneutral]

Cole Sprouse, someone with a degree in humanities and archeology, delivering lines about "anthropology and extraterrestrial phenomena":

[riverdaleneutral]

i'm sorry i had to

[chonidale]

Riverdale + ship names

[orrnament]

it’s so funny that when people bring up jughead referencing goncharov literally no one notices the heavy parallels between katya and betty that whole episode like down to the outfits and lighting

[emneeli]

A kiss that changed everything, not as fake as it seemed... 👀

[salvatoregilbert]

“I’m Elena Gilbert, Isobel’s daughter, and a descendant of Katherine Pierce. And this is Damon Salvatore, who you just shot. I’d be extra nice to me right now.” “I am a vampire and I will rip your head off if you screw this up. What she said.” The Vampire Diaries (2009-2017)

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

“You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.”

[transacespacecase]

[edamamechips]

i love when he gets like this. most character of all time.

[fatlouie315]

riverdale comment sections drive me crazy.

“Stop torturing this character!” It’s a soap-opera.

“Bring my ship back!” Who cares.

“Stop with the singing episodes, I miss when the show was normal!” Sorry you hate fun??

[elletao]

100 FEMALE CHARACTERS IN 2021

74. Katherine Pierce ☆ The Vampire Diaries (2009 - 2017)

[aprilkepners-archive]

TOP 50 FEMALE CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers) #13. caroline forbes (the vampire diaries) “Why didn’t he go for me? How come the guys that I want never want me? I’m inappropriate, always say the wrong thing and Elena always says the right thing. She doesn’t even try, and he just picks her. And she’s always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I’m never the one.”

[jakesullypussyhair]

his cock was kafkaesque her pussy was lynchian can i make it anymore obvious

[no-thats-absurd]

If they could say the words "cock" and "pussy" in Riverdale, that would be an actual line from the show

[bettycooper]

I give you our Maple Harvest Queen!

[endiness]

[doing-forever-in-a-min]

I hate to give Riverdale anything but it kinda snapped when it had a millionaire villain whose plan was to build a private prison on top of the bones of a public school in a poor district.

[hayscodings]

i’m in a toxic relationship with roberto aguirre sacasa