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I'm a professional simp

[icedcoolatta]

my honest thoughts

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[dorothylarouge]

[hbbisenieks]

normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[dotstronaut]

bloodymary was a funny concept at first but then i remembered that they are exactly my type

[xanaxfarts]

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[lifes-pinata]

Grace: *Retroactively freaking out about Doing A Misogyny™*

Rocky: Me and the bestie!!! :)

[bulkhummus]

favorite trope is rocky not realizing graces glasses like. Actually do something

[lairongy]

"Simon?"

Fanart for @cowboycrows 's amazing bloodymary fanfiction: SWAK

AGHHH!! FINALLY! I've been wanting to do a fanart for this amazing fic for so long now but I had to finish some other stuff!

DonDon please excuse the tag jumpscare, I promised I'd do a fanart and here it is! I love your fanfiction so much, I hold it dear to my heart because your portrayal of them was so sweet and perfect. So glad to have found it as it was still in development, I was holding the edge of my seat as I waited for that final chapter to drop and I honestly couldn't have hoped for a better ending. Thank you for your amazing brain, I hope you like this little offering!

Everyone, please go check out SWAK, it's literally the sweetest thing ever, it made me cry! Big recommendation!!

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[bulkhummus]

rocky gifting loved ones with mobility aids has been on my mind lately

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[saintlethanavir]

Cosmic Horror x Hopeful Sci-fi Yaoi imminent

[duketod]

[the-big-mood]

[the-big-mood]