the riverbank

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[bronwennjames]

i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it

[bronwennjames]

she stops trying to kill him and he’s honestly a little disappointed

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[company]

half of this website should learn this

[thejohncarver]

Shut the fuck up

[company]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[rivergrace21]

[kaelio]

How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I don’t know this show but that’s a fucking practical effect??! Better than most cg. Holy shit.

[daciafu]

Please go look up the Crooked Feather. They make practical wings! They are so cool. Someday…. Someday I will have a pair 😂

[mindlessmunkey]

This is great. You can see how much effort it takes Baffleck with his core muscles to keep his posture upright when they wings are moving. Which I love, because having enormous, working wings would put a huge strain on a humanoid body. It’s good when things don’t seem effortless.

[irishais]

MORE PRACTICAL EFFECTS IN EVERYTHING

also incidentally that’s the Hollywood version of how most cosplay wings are made, except ours are usually EVA foam, hot glue, and heavy duty armature wire.

[aberrantemotion]

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

[aberrantemotion]

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

[valtsv]

me: house is haunted

the couple who hired me to deal with their pest problem: what

me, putting down my gun and picking up a bouquet of roses: house is haunted

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i……..

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had……

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the slime of my life

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and I’ve never felt this way before

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and I swear

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It’s the truth

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3 years ago today this wretched post was unleashed

[valtsv]

i couldn't fix him </3 i could fix the narrative he's in though

[sgt-dignam]

INCEPTION (2010) dir. Christopher Nolan Cobb + Mal/Saito parallels

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

"Your zipper's open."

"It's my lawn."

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[lord-tachanka-official]

Visit Original Link

@gudakko

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

thank you I needed that.

[needs-more-duck]

Enormous thank you to @softbutchtaako for the best damn tags

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

thanks i’m here to help

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I would like to thank this one three second audio file for making me laugh harder than I have in weeks

[patrik-star]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

[thealphapigeon]

Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound

The Vibes:

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

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[doubleca5t]

Great post guys, hit the showers

[body-of-ouches]

I just really like this tweet

[applejuicewerewolf]

Loki: The TVA is lying to you, you're all variants!

Mobius, his eyes enourmous: You BETRAY Mobius? You cheat on him with other self? Oh! Oh! Jail for Loki! Jail for Loki for One Thousand Years!!!!

[odinrun]

reasons why loki and sylvie's possible romantic relationship is problematic:

neither of them are ready for a relationship

it's kinda weird

reasons why loki and sylvie's possible romantic relationship ISN'T problematic:

although they are variants of each other, they are still DIFFERENT people (with their own thoughts, emotions, and memories)

sylvie is probably the ONLY character in the mcu that can truly understand loki and that is what he needs

it's so in character for loki to fall for "himself" (confirmed narcissist alert hello!)

it's a beautiful metaphor for self-acceptance

*EP 4 SPOILERS* sif told loki he'll always be alone, and if that is true, then the only way he can ever find real love is to be with "himself" (aka sylvie, who will most likely also always be alone)

everything this man has done in his life has been strange. everything. why should his relationships be any different

[hashtagloveloses]

friendship ended with “what is grief if not love persevering” now “you could be whatever, whoever you wanna be, even someone good, i mean, just in case anyone ever told you different” is my best friend