niki

[mugiwarie]

happy birthday to my dead wife, whom i mourn every day

[vellatrelle]

I swear I’m watching One Piece for the plot-

[moistmailman]

Nero: *deep in thought*

Kyrie: Sweetie, is everything alright?

Nero, smiling: Yeah, just thinking about Dante and Vergil again.

Kyrie: Are you worried about them?

Nero: Yeah. They've been gone for like a year now. Are they ever going to come back? Are they even alive? Have they been fighting demons the entire tim-

*suddenly their door gets kicked open*

Nero immediately grabbing his gun: What the hell?!

???: We're back, baby!

Nero: Dante?!

Dante: Yep! And that's not all!

Vergil, walking in with milk: I have returned too.

Nero:......why the milk?

Vergil: Dante said fathers should return with milk after being gone for a long time.

Nero:......*snorts*

Vergil: What?

Nero: That's a joke for deadbeat dads.

Vergil, nodding: Ah. *Turns to Dante* Can I talk to you outside for a minute?

Dante: Hand your boy Yamato and I will.

Vergil:......fine. *hands Yamato to Nero*

*both Dante and Vergil walls outside*

Nero:....he only handed me the sheath.

Dante, muffled: God damnit!

Kyrie:.......is this going to be our new normal?

*multiple royal guard noises are heard*

Nero: I think so.

One of the orphans upstairs: GUYS, THERE ARE TWO HOBOS FIGHTING IN THE FRONT!

*5 seconds passes*

Orphan kid: WAIT NO! ITS ONE HOBO AND UNCLE DANTE!

[h0nology]

he’s gonna be older than him i can’t do this

[thirteensome]

Gonna leave this here...

[j4killa]

The angel and devil on your shoulders

[littlewoman-ar]

Ronal *to Tsireya* : As a future tsahik, you should have high standards for your mate. He needs to be wise, composed, clever…

Lo’ak : *stumbles over his own tail, goes rogue every chance he gets, punches Aonung*

Ronal : …don’t say it.

Tsireya : I want this one.

Ronal : No!

[tanjashu]

Maedhros and Nerdanel :"(

[lotrcolors]

LIV TYLER as ARWEN UNDÓMIEL The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002, dir. Peter Jackson

[riveriebound]

She's just unbelievably beautiful

[sweetcinnamondaisy]

[riveriebound]

I fr need to find some motivation and lock the hell in

[kammilu]

force dyad

based on "Pocahontas" concept

[riveriebound]

Still not over them btw

[lizzygrantakaldr]

me when.

[riveriebound]

Me and calerios have an ecpecial beef