I Just Think You’re Cool

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[riversaros]

All of the Ryan Gosling Movies.

All of them.

That’s what I named the folder on my notes app when I started this descent into madness.

I have since seen 16 movies in the last week and I feel like I don’t know what any other man looks like.

It all started as a joke. I saw the video on YouTube of a guy watching all of the movies and I thought “haha. I’d never do that”

And then I watched The Notebook

And then The Barbie Movie

And La La Land

It was when I got to Lars and the Real Girl where I realized I was in too deep. I needed to commit. I didn’t have a choice, I felt the movies calling to me. All twenty nine of them.

Anyways. I decided to give myself homework and actually rank the movies and also look into his character in each movie. It’s so unserious, as a warning. But I wanted to know some things like:

Is he put into situations?

Or

Is he pathetic?

And

Is he objectified?

The only movies I had seen him in were really “he is a hot man/love interest” up until Project Hail Mary so I was curious.

I plan to post my completely unhinged findings but this needed an introduction.

I feel like the YouTubers that went to all of the Rainforest Cafes and Margaritavilles. 16 movies in and the only thing on my mind is Ryan Gosling and his stupid face. I thought I had face blindness but I could certainly point this man out in a crowd by now. I took a nap today and he was in my dreams!

I’m in too deep to stop. I’m having too fun. Doesn’t mean I’m not going a little crazy.

Hope anybody reading this is just as amused as I am, more to come soon. I’ve got 16 movies to post about!

There will be spoilers!

1/29: Project Hail Mary

2/29: The Notebook

3/29: Barbie (2023)

4/29: La La Land

5/29: Crazy, Stupid, Love

6/29: Lars and the Real Girl

7/29: First Man

8/29: Song to Song

9/29: Half Nelson

10/29: The Gray Man

11/29: The Place Beyond the Pines

12/29: Drive 2011

13/29: Stay

14/29: Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy

15/29: Frankenstein and Me

16/29: Blade Runner 2049

[nebulaograce]

that’s my baby ❤️‍🩹

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[hawke-gosling]

I think i hate myself for the fact that i was planning on making this all day.

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

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[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[greatsilverini]

Unwanted

[escapedangels]

Does she know how much the lesbians adore her

[chrrispine]

The Gray Man (2022) is a comedy™

[animatedtext]

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

[stevviefox]

Right! Better start getting the stuff ready!!!

[kulbashnaya-deactivated20140607]

[twlboaj]

bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop

[psykedelix]

mine mine mine mine mine

[rygos-screencaps]

Ryan Gosling as Colt Seavers in THE FALL GUY (2024) dir. David Leitch

[spookonlooks]

Unoriginal, I know 🥹🥀

Also prolly my last bloodymary post, sorry for all the ppl who followed only for bloodymary content :’)

[pris-cas]

Lesson #27 Brain freeze

A bit absurd but I hope it’s still funny lol

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Thank you to my super beta readers!

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@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

[sad-av0cad0]

Been really busy, but I still wanted to make a quick sketch of them

I have the hc that Simon gets ocasional nose bleeds

[stiffyck]

i have a very strong love/hate relationship with fall guy.

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[rygos-screencaps]

Ryan Gosling as Courtland Gentry in THE GRAY MAN (2022) dir. The Russo Brothers