All The Small Things

18|Queer| Queen Lia This blog is trash and so am I

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IMPORTANT NEWS IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BLOG

Holy shit I actually want to cry I can now only access my tumblr account from my iPad because I forgot the password like an idiot so if anyone wants to continue to follow me I will actively be posting on a different blog now called 906pointseven I have no idea how long I will be able to continue to access this account from my iPad so this is going to be my last post on this blog anyone who wants to keep up with this shit storm can follow the new account

[daisysdaisysdaisy]

The fuckin DISRESPECT

[orbem]

this is so funny

[thequantumqueer]

the longer you look the better it gets because the tiniest details line up.

[manlybadman-blog]

Who noticed this??

[sam-bragg]

bunnicorn or unibunn?

[beebeetle]

@viridianangel

[little-moonbunny-deactivated201]

Omg this is the best thing in the world!

[archiecomics]

That’s not half.

[jelloapocalypse]

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

[tentacleteapot]

“Archie-” “Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

[armandyke]

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S A POST ABOUT THIS. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

[plants4]

when u mean to type “believe” but accidentally type “beliebe”

[riftmage88]

I fear for anyone caught between what they know, and what they don’t yet know that they don’t know

Welcome To Nightvale (via ulfricstormcloak2)

[raptorific]

I think the important fact from Harry Potter that we’re all forgetting is that Sirius Black was canonically close friends with Hermione’s cat in large part due to their shared hatred of Ron’s rat and they spent the bulk of the third book hanging out and walking around the grounds together

[betterstayabsurd-deactivated202]

[deeplylearning]

I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

[justaquickquestion]

Plane tickets almost always do this!

[lmaodies]

PLANE TICKETS DO THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME 

When you’re looking for plane tickets and waiting for prices to drop, ALWAYS clear your cookies beforehand and switch between browsers. A friend of mine was looking for a flight and getting prices that were the CHEAPEST at $800-1000, I sent her a link for a round trip that was like $495, and it read as $900 on her computer because she had been hounding the airline site. 

[mugglesofficial]

alternatively: avoid all this headache by using incognito when shopping for plane tickets, text books, etc

[blackfemmerealness-deactivated2]

^^^^

[pervertigo-deactivated20141004]

“If you rape a sexworker is it really rape?” If you run over and kill a stunt-double is it really murder? If you assault a professional fighter is it really assault? A profession doesn’t justify being the victim of a crime.

[pervertigo-deactivated20141004]

I’m really glad that of all my text posts, this is the most popular

[onandoften]

snakey

[citizen-zero]

So in lore, vampires have this trait that I’ve almost never seen used, and that’s the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore.

Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorstep–poppy and mustard seeds were particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them.

If they didn’t immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire. However, if they WERE a vampire, they’d be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadn’t counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldn’t be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether it’s possible to make them lose count and start over.

Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires.

Vampire accountants who are an honest company’s best asset and a corrupt company’s bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO scamming money because fuck you for making the numbers wrong.

Vampire cashiers that don’t need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest.

Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them.

MATH NERD VAMPIRES

[an-aura-about-you]

If anyone would like the term for this, it’s arithmomania.

[gosshiku-hime-wa-yami-san]

“But sir, he’s a vampire!!!” “Vampire or not, he’s the best damn accountant we have here, and i’d let him drink my blood before i fire him!”

[blaackbiird]

ive always wondered why no one used this

and isnt there something about vampires and knots? like they cant leave knots tied or smth? so just drop cobble’s knot in front of ‘em and you’re good

[atopfourthwall]

Vampires have the most amount of weaknesses I’ve ever seen in supernatural creatures.

[rosyvirgos]

They had a gay couple on spongebob and no one talked about it?

[staraptor]

seeing gay representation in the media like

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

[tahthetrickster]

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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[radeeoactive-deactivated2016122]

@dourden