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[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

[babyleaf]

[nocatch22]

yummers

[cutemurderofvirgins-blog]

[jetix]

2011-04-29

[cannibalchicken]

[amnhnyc]

Excussse us… have you ever heard of the blunthead slug snake (Aplopeltura boa)? This nocturnal reptile, which can reach lengths of up to 33 in (85 cm), primarily feeds on slugs and snails. Unlike many other snakes, this species eats using a technique called mandibular sawing: To slice off the indigestible parts of prey, the blunthead slug snake slides its jaws back and forth like a saw! It can be found in parts of Southeast Asia including Thailand, Sumatra, and Java.

Photo: sparkn, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat tiny desk concert

[capacity2]

This world is just toooo funny yall. But it’s really not a laughing matter at all is what’s crazy about it all

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[pyramldscheme]

haven’t seen the pitbull tweet yet. very disappointed in you all

[pyramldscheme]

have to do everything around here

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A tweet by Pitbull posted on May 10th, 2009 that says, "Happy Mothers Day to all the Mama's, Mom's, Mamitas and can't forget the MILF's ........ Love u All". End ID]

[daciancatamite]