riversings42

18+ River-They/Them

[futileexercise]

Bravo and thank you, Canada. 🫶

[bawkbawkmoose]

Star Wars Rebels and Andor both begin in 5 BBY but are aimed at two different audiences and even if they weren't it's entirely realistic to expect that even in dark times like the Empire there's going to be silly light-hearted days for our heroes

All this to say it's kinda funny to imagine that while Andy Serkis was giving a rousing speech to prisoners to rebel against a fascist gulag system building a nuclear weapon, somewhere across the galaxy some punk-ass street rat who always calls himself Jabba the Hutt is trying to corral a herd of panicked pigs that literally turn into giant balloons when they get scared

[just-your-average-dragon]

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

[milominomoe]

Odysseus: I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Eurylocus: bro

Odysseus: *sacrifices Eurylocus*

Eurylocus: bro wtf

Odysseus: you're my world bro

Eurylocus: b r o

[batcavescolony]

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[catie-does-things]

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

[shewritesfanfic]

I’ll be having a good day then randomly remember that Teresa cannonly never lost her memories in book one and was just faking it the entire time. Therefore she knew that when escaping the maze they weren’t escaping into right arm, and she knew that Gally was controlled to KILL THOMAS and that Chuck WAS CONTROLLED to step in front of Thomas to save him.

Knowing that Chuck was like a brother to Thomas even before the maze.

She also KNEW that Newt wasn’t immune and that Newt and Sonya were sisters

And said

NOTHING…

They can never make me like you Teresa. Being raised by horrible people does not give you the excuse to be horrible as well. She helped send hundreds of CHILDREN to their deaths.

It does NOT take more than common sense to realize that is wrong no matter what the cause is for.

Just because serial killers often had horrible parents/guardians does not justify or excuse their heinous crimes.

[thememedaddy]

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[cogentranting]

After episode 5 I'm more convinced that Jod is a padawan that survived Order 66.

Reasons:

If you compare to other characters who have the Force who haven't been trained, Jod is pretty competent. He definitely seems like he's got at least some training.

The fact that he used the word "attachments" when talking to Wim-- he's got some of the basic teachings, but they're distorted.

His line back in episode 3 of "that's not a Jedi thing" seemed personal. A very Ben Wyatt "it's gonna bug me if I don't tell you how wrong you are" attitude.

His name. They're hitting the "everyone knows Jod by a different name" thing very hard, making me convinced that we don't know his real name yet. I don't think his real name is one we the audience will recognize but I do think it's deeper than "fake names are convenient to con people". I think he's in hiding, which would make sense if he was a former jedi padawan who spent most of his life hiding out under Empire rule (cf. Kanan Jarrus aka Caleb Dume).

[cat-cosplay]

[cirivere]

[nothing-but-flowers88]

The “Jod Na Nawood is Obi Wan’s son” theory is funny cause that would mean Anakin Skywalker’s children are the seemingly put together Jedi figures and Obi Wan’s kid is the dumbass menace to society

[riversings42]

I freaking love this so much 😭

Obi would be rolling in his grave 😂😂

[smavacado-24]

Sitting in my living room, eating ramen, and crying bc WHY TF DID SIRIUS HAVE TO DIE??

[riversings42]

So real 😭

[benoitblanc]

leia organa truly has one of the best bait-and-switch character introductions of all time because when you meet her she's this brave, stoic picture of elegance and justice and always knows just what to say to vader and tarkin and is clad in white like an angel and is this perfect two-dimensional archetype of pureness of heart. and then approximately half an hour later into the film she meets luke and han and she IMMEDIATELY shows her true colors as a sarcastic, bitchy control freak with a massive impulsive streak and a deep mine of hyperspecific insults. 10/10 character design i'm obsessed with her

[evilknightoathbreaker]

EVIL KNIGHT WRAPPED 2024

You were:

FORSAKEN 20 times!

COMPELLED BY DARK FORCES 8 times!

DIVORCED 1 time!

FELLED ONLY TO RISE ONCE MORE 112 times!

[pret-boy]

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.