I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

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@just-your-average-dragon
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
They can finally touch!!! Yeah they cuddle for a longggggg time after Grace wakes up
all all all
Ok so at some point on Erid, Grace expresses interest in learning about their fauna, or if they have anything like pets. Rocky describes several, and eventually agrees to arrange an interaction with one type commonly kept as a pet. Grace doesn't want to observe from afar, and requests some kind of xenonite ball/suit situation. Rocky insists on supervising closely, not wanting his fragile alien friend to have his shit wrecked by an overexcited creature.
Things end up going smoothly, and the animal is pretty cute! It looks like nothing Grace has ever seen before, and he's well aware it could obliterate his bones if it suddenly charged at him. But it's quite small, and it makes adorable noises.
All this is my excuse for Rocky to have his first experience hearing the absurd baby talk so many of us do with animals lol.
Grace's voice pitches up and down wildly, cooing and spouting incoherent words. He strokes the barrier between him and the creature, petting it as best he can, and for whatever reason, finds it necessary to say, "Who's a good little domesticated animal?? Yeeesss, it's you!"
When he finally says something to Rocky in his normal voice, all Rocky can say is, "What the fuck was that, question??"
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the mighty nein show reminded me of my love for essek so i went back and rewatched all my favorite essek moments from the stream. suffice to say i am excited to see jester and essek interactions becomes ✨animated✨
Sonar: Star Blazer, we have something really important to tell you—
*glances over at Flambae putting a bulletproof vest on, glances back at Chase standing before them with eyes almost glowing gold*
Sonar: Star Blazer—
Sonar, glances back at Flambae: are you wearing Kevlar?
Chase: Now, gentlemen, we’re not going to sit here and pretend there’s not a big-ass elephant in the room
Sonar: what the fuck is going on?
Chase, flipping over a photo of a younger him smiling beside a young boy with a chip in his ear: this is what the fuck is going on
*Sonar looks between the picture, an angry Chase, and a thousand-yard stare Flambae for several seconds, and then—*
Sonar: Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Sonar, laughing: Shit! No! That is not happening right now! No!
Sonar, running out of Chase’s office to yell at everyone in SDN: Hey, y’all, he’s fucking Star Blazer’s son! Yo!
Back in the office, Chase: Every time he says that shit—
Sonar, background: Oh, my fuck!
Chase: —that’s another foot in your ass
Sonar: Flambae, you clearly—yo, this is the best thing ever! Flambae fucked Star Blazer’s son! 🎶Flambae fucked Star Blazer’s son! Flambae fucked Star Blazer’s son!🎵
Sonar, back in the office, grabbing Flambae’s shoulder: Shit, fuck! You fucked Star Blazer’s son?! Star Blazer, what the—you bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Star Blazer… Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face?
Sonar, looking back at Chase: You actually high-fived Flambae for fucking your son! Holy shit! Oh my god! This is…
*Chase’s eyes are fully glowing*
Sonar: it’s really not that funny
AU where Flambae kidnaps Mechaman without knowing he’s Robert(?)
guess which one just murdered someone and which one is on his literal death bed
After the success of the Phoenix Program, SDN sees an opportunity to capitalize on that success and decides to extend the offer to Shroud; what better to way to further showcase the program’s potential than taking on a recent high profile villain?
And Elliot would probably rather die by irate heroes in an office setting than of boredom rotting in prison imo XD
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I know it kinda defeats the purpose but I think it'd be hilarious if Beef was a werewolf and Robert was a reverse werewolf, like Beef goes through this whole dramatic transformation only to end up a an oversized chihuahua and then his scary looking dog just turns into some guy
Robert gaining healthy weight, possibly a bit more back after actually getting settled into living after things clear up a bit more and no one being normal about it.
Flambae still calls his ass flat but is staring more as the growing wear in the ass of Roberts pants, he refuses to replace cause they are “Comfortably fitted”, noticing the little jump, more so bounce, he has to do now to get em up and over, just slightly. Phenomaman has learned not to comment in physiques but thinks about how Robert Robertson has become softer to “make love” to, nicer. Blazer notices more meet on his thighs when she carries him while flying, grips it tighter and makes an excuse it’s just cause she’s flying fast. Sonar notices the stretch of his button, ever so slight but a boob man knows there’s at least a handful each forming and he wants first dibs. Prism bringing him better clothes and styling hims, pinching and prodding just in the name of style. themJust them all noticing him filling out, getting touchy and grabby and explaining as the way they usually man handle him and he’s not dumb but he assumes it’s just cause they don’t think he’s so fragile anymore.
Robert only notices the change himself when hes petting beef and jokes about them matching when he feels his belt actually strain for the first time, jokes about working out to lose the weight or tone himself and nearly goes deaf from the team screaming “NO” over the mic, even Blazer scares the bullpin cause she yells too. He’s locked out of the gym for like two weeks.
Omega!Robert starts to feel his biological clock ticking and with finally having some money on hand working at SDN for a while decides it’s time to start trying for a kid of his own.
He’s not in a relationship at the moment so he starts looking into possible Alpha donors. He gets given a catalogue of at the fertility clinic and starts to look through it to decide on one.
Unfortunately for him however, this catalogue falls out of his bag at the office one day…
Right in front of Z-Team.
The almost entirely Alpha Z-Team are absolutely indignant to find out that **their** omega (not that Robert knows that yet given how oblivious he’s been to their courting attempts) is looking at some anonymous Alphas to father a child with.
Flambae burns it almost immediately and the team descends into chaos as they each make the case to Robert that **they** should be his baby daddy, not some normie sperm donor.
Robert is just exhausted.
YUMMY 😜
I love the concept of the Z-Team wanting Robert as obviously as possible, but he's just not picking up on it at all bc he's just content to be getting along together.
They use that to their advantage tho and offer Robert a "team bonding" experience AKA an alpha tasting party. They're basically gonna send him into an early heat by running a train on him so he can feel all their different cocks and pick out his favorite.
(Robert ends up canceling his next appointment with the fertility clinic because oops... he's knocked up already. And at his ultrasound appointment, he's gonna get the surprise of his life tho when he sees three buns in his oven.)
Poor guy, childcare for triplets won't be cheap at all. Good thing tho that the team basically has decided the kids are communally-created, so the entire Z-Team is going to chip in and spoil Robert rotten.
My favorite Hc is the Z-Team absolutely willing to beat the living shit out of anybody who disses Robert while dissing Robert.
Just the Z-Team insulting this man to filth then some random agrees and now they gotta square up.
The reporter from episode one returns and interrogates Mecha Man again (once SDN finishes repairing his suit he stays and sometimes goes on shift as Mecha Man with the Z-Team) and instead of Robert *insert whatever option you chose first episode* the Z-Team does it for him.
Ignore: The Z-Team immediately shut down the interview or kick him out and attempt to ban him from SDN services and shi.
Respond: They tell him how Mecha Man has done more for society then him and start shouting Mecha Man praise.
Attack: The Z-Team don't use their powers but they all respectively throw least one punch or kick then let Waterboy pummel him because they don't wanna kill him due to Robert saying not too in the background. They let Waterboy attack because they thought "hey he won't go too far unlike us" then Waterboy accidentally breaks the guys jaw.
And Robert is just standing there for all these options as he questions how many PR lessons they're going to have to take.
Or it's just normal Robert and some random office worker is insulting Robert and one of the Z-Team members report to the others who then very politely ask them to think their words carefully (they make Waterboy water board them.)
(Also yes Waterboy is the main attacker simply because Waterboy is the biggest fan of Mecha Man/Robert and I hc he doesn't hesitate to defend him no matter what)
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