Mischief managed

Ask me anything I don't bite...

[chai-angel-deactivated20240909]

incase you needed to hear this today:

- you are not lazy!

- you are perfectly capable!

- you can do anything you put your mind to!

- you are motivated!

- you are passionate!

- you deserve a break!

- you are not in a race!

- your hard work is inspiring!

- you are exactly where you need to be!

[mcumaniac]

I can’t believe he invented walking

[levamplestat]

[superrpowerlesshuman]

frank: i’m a monster on a mission, i don’t care what you think about me, if i die i die, no one would care, i’m just an empty shell, the big bad punisher

nelson, murdock & page: want to defend him

public: supports him

karen: falls in love with him

frank: 

[underbellamy-deactivated2023100]

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone* 

[rivervixen327]

Okay so I'm gonna admit it Frank castle is super sexy

I mean come on even covered in a shit load of bruises and cuts this guy is smoking hot 🔥😉

[rivervixen327]

Yep pretty much the truth

[rivervixen327]

Everyone get yourself a guy like Nicky scratch.

[mattelektras]

who wants to give me a lift to an active crime scene?

[rivervixen327]

happy birthday Harry James potter ⚡⚡⚡

[imaginemegood]

Dating Kenny Omega Would Include...

I was a bit thirsty writing this one so there is some allusion to smut lol sorry but no actual smut

-bear hugs

-wearing his shirts

-like, A LOT

-and he loves it

-going to the gym together

-you admiring him getting all hot and bothered

-playing with his hair

-massaging his scalp when you cuddle

-you love his thighs because they’re perfect for riding

-him laying his head on your chest because he loves hearing your heart

-and he loves feeling held

-you love when he holds your hand because they’re so big and they engulf yours and you love it

-him ghosting his thumb over your cheeks, down your jaw and over your lips before kissing you softly

-sneaking off in the middle of social events together

-beard rash

-late night trips to 7/11 for snacks because ‘what’s the point in a netflix binge without snacks?’

-putting on an anime to watch together whilst you have breakfast

-playing video games with him sometimes but he gets really competitive

-so sometimes you just sit and watch

-trying to distract him with wondering hands

-most of the time it works

-hanging out together naked a lot because you feel so comfortable together

-cute dates like bowling, carnivals, arcades etc.

-you love it when he gives you piggy back rides

-he loves the laugh you do when he gives you piggy back rides

-he also loves having your legs wrapped around his torso as his hands grip your thighs but whatever

-you love to fall asleep to the sound of rain

-or bob ross videos

-putting blankets over him when he falls asleep on the couch

-being more than willing to massage the tense parts on his back

-he gives the best hugs because of his big arms and broad shoulders

-you love his broad chest and abs especially when you have your tongue all over them

-going to all doctors appointments with him

-you love how his beard tickles in between your thighs but whatever

-staring into his eyes and making him blush from the attention

-because his wrestling persona may be cocky and egotistical

-but in reality we know he’s a cute ass dork with a cute ass

[rivervixen327]

James potter sitting on the steps of Grimmuald place, waiting for Sirius.

[17blcak]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[mwesterfeld1985]

Yes please do.

[rivervixen327]

Sure thing Hun

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[heartbeatemoji]

“Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh

[myhollywoodending]

[the-spiritess-eliza]

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN

[rivervixen327]

Lol

[rivervixen327]

Alfie Solomon's is one sexy Mother F***ker

[princeofalderan]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[feministsexworker-blog]

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

[badjewess-holder-url-deactivate]

This is beautiful

[thatleafkid-deactivated20250124]

“A boy sends you an unsolicited dick pic… send back a picture of a better looking dick. … A more photogenic dick. A dick with a future.”

[bidyke]

From now on, I am going to employ this method.

[randomingoftherandomness]

I’M TAKING NOTES