lu

you were beautiful thank you, you were amazing

[helloimawitchwannaseemycauldron]

Did you eat the baby Louis

Was it raining Louis

Are you schizophrenic Louis

Did we fuck Louis

What an interview.

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Neil from the upperclassman’s perspective:

[hamrikaa]

They deserve a good nap 😴

[rekikiri]

reading a canon divergent fic and it diverges canon and now you don’t know when they’re going to kiss

[iambecomeyourvillain]

wish i could go back to the person i was before i read all for the game but only because i want to read it for the first time all over again

[rainynovaside]

Eidetic Memory

[nothatsmi]

Guys. I've done it.

The animatic is finally here!!!! YAhooo!!

I really hope you like it. Took me something like two/three weeks on top of an insane amount of work, I don't know how I managed both-

If you want you can (re)watch it on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mki1Vl3ylMM (yes this is self promotion)

[shaneposting]

The [door to the Captain's Quarters] contains loot! You have obtained [Cursed Coat of Homosexuality]!

[Cursed Coat of Homosexuality] (legendary item): +3 armour +1 twirling +5 self esteem +10 opinion (Ed) -20 opinion (crew)

Equipping this item unlocks a special ability: [Do a Punch] - when an enemy approaches in stealth, twirl around in your fancy coat and punch them, dealing 10 points of damage and knocking them unconscious.

[soupbitch-moneybitch]

yeah, boss, i can't come in today. yeah, sorry, but he uno reversed the "you wear fine things well" line and they kissed in the moonlight and the moon was a waxing gibbous symbolizing their journey toward healing. yeah, i actually might need a whole-ass fucking sabbatical, thanks

[deklo]

fem!andreil 😌🖤 hehe

pls don’t repost!

[peterpatterr]

andrew @ neil: you need a fire extinguisher. for your pants.

[battleraccoon]

I wish Nora could see this…please

There are so many book references, watch closely!🩵

[cityofdownwardspirals]

Can you tell i love making these? I love making these😌

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

[morally-gray101]

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

[writtenendings]

neil, as part of some PR his new team has him doing, is asked to do an episode with Bear Grylls where he takes celebrities into the wild and they have to live solely off what they catch/ forage, and have to survive on just materials they find.

Once someone explains to him who that is and what it will entail, he thinks it would be endlessly hilarious. Andrew tries not to smile at the prospect.

Neil’s hardcore survivalist knowledge and live-or-die attitude completely floors Bear Grylls and he’s at a loss, used to a completely different kind of person on the show. While he doesn’t necessarily have more knowledge than Bear, he will eat absolutely anything and sleep (without actual sleeping) anywhere.

The episode never airs, but they do release clips on Youtube. Mostly of The Office-esque looks into the camera Bear gives when Neil whips out yet another skill he was about to teach him.

Andrew watches them religiously on their days off.

[jtl-fics]

I could see clips of Neil’s episode being spliced with other episodes of the celebs struggling while Bear is just like: “Very few people let alone celebrities are Neil Josten.” As it shows a clip of Neil scaling a tree with just his belt in under 5 seconds and falling asleep perfectly still with his eyes open.

Andrew absolutely buys the entire box set of the season containing them and has memorized the exact time Neil clips show up in each episode.

[tinycowboyart]

Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose

[herondaleoffspring]

neil, to the foxes: anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

neil, mimicking wymack: what the fuck are you doing here josten?

wymack: what the fuck are you doing here josten?

neil: i conjured him