RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

[devildykewashere]

I have put up all of my once for-pay Amazon/etc original erotica up for free download for the masses to enjoy

After much consideration, I feel this is a safer place for it, as the e-book erotica market has shifted far too much towards recent event parody and ludicrousness involving art and themes at a level I a cannot pay for and/or am not willing to sink that low just for hits/pocket change. I would much rather my work be free and enjoyed than left to die under any kind of paywall of any sort.

If you or anyone you know would enjoy original, high fantasy (and some sci-fi) themed, kink-friendly lesbian or f/f porn written by an actual lesbian, please direct them here. It’s free to browse, donations are always welcome, but not mandatory anymore. It even comes with its own content warnings so if you have a No Thank You Ma’am you can avoid it.

I made a couple hundred bucks off my for-pay run, which is fair money and enough for me to say I’ve been a professional in the porn industry with, which is all anyone can really ask for. Now it’s in your hands, or in your one hand, as it were, wink wonk.

The first one or two are kind of rough as I got used to the job but if you want a personal recommendation, story 6 is my personal favorite.

The world needs better lesbian or f/f friendly media in general, especially in the porn category, so here’s hoping you find something you like. Have a fun time browsing my library, and as your librarian, thank you for supporting the written arts.

Please reblog though if you think anyone you know might enjoy this, as while I love everyone who likes my stuff, reblogs give me the exposure I need to continue making stuff like this, especially in a market that is thirsty for this kind of content.

[meme-cafe]

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

[a6]

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

[a6]

the alignments:

lawful good: club penguin neutral good: fantage chaotic good: poptropica

lawful neutral: toontown true neutral: marapets chaotic neutral: wizard 101

lawful evil: webkinz neutral evil: gaia online chaotic evil: neopets

[autisticdatasoong]

The Discourse

[atournamentoflies]

I want Wizards to get rid of the Modern Pro Tour. We shot ourselves in the foot after we said we wanted a Modern Pro Tour still. If there had been all Standard Pro Tours I could very well still be playing Birthing Pod right now. Not saying that I am 100% of that but it’d be a much higher chance than presently. Splinter Twin probably wouldn’t have gotten the axe either.

[island-delver-go]

Splinter Twin seems like a shake up to me and I can see it getting unbanned at some point.

I also think this feels better than, say, unbanning DRS or SFM and then rebanning them

[atournamentoflies]

I sorta understand Wizards’s reasoning, but I don’t think it was enough to warrant a banning. Twin didn’t have the best matchup against everything. I loved playing against it with Abzan Aggro. 3 Thoughtseize, 3 Abrupt Decay, and 3 Path to Exile main are all strong against them. More removal in the board makes it even better.

[island-delver-go]

Right, I didn’t feel Twin was oppressive but I’m interested to see where the format goes.

Keep in mind, this opinion is colored by the fact that:

A) I don’t play Twin B) My deck is now even better

[atournamentoflies]

I’m interested as well to see what happens. I had UR Twin built for friends to play and because it was the deck I tried before I played Pod. I am not sure where I will eventually end up. The Kiki-Chord deck looks cool so I may build that.

[island-delver-go]

I will continue to burn my enemies into ash while working on a new sideboard

[ninjahippo89]

I feel that perhaps rather than outright destroying the combo, maybe their purpose would have been better met if they had affected the consistency of the combo. If they had instead banned either pestermite OR deciever exarch (not both) the deck could still exist, it just wouldn’t be so scarily consistent.

[atournamentoflies]

It would be just as bad. Make a minor adjustment to the landbase and put in Bounding Krasis. Still have 2 3-mana flash creatures that untap themselves.

[island-delver-go]

This is what they did by banning twin. Now use Kiki-Jiki and worry about hitting triple red. Also slows it down for a turn

[furrybubble]

Kiki also dies way easier than an aura

[island-delver-go]

Sorta, I mean, bolt is definitely way better but so many decks, burn included, were running path and rending volley that the combo was very fragile post-board.

[rko-mom]

I think a big problem was that Deceiver Exarch didn't die to bolt, the most commonly played called in the format. Both Bounding Krasis and Pestermite die to bolt, which makes the combo a lot easier to break up. There's also the fact that Krasis can only tap/untap creatures while Exarch can hit lands as well.

I feel like the bigger issue is that Wizards banned it simply because they felt that it was simply "too good" which is problematic and worrying. If a two card combo that takes two turns to set up, can't go off until turn four, and is stopped by counter magic/removal/discard is too good, then what's next?

[drawendo]

Is Jasper Dead?

She’s just M.I.A

[rko-mom]

They did it. They took my smile.

[stephanie-macintire-deactivated]

FUCK TOURISTS, FUCK TIMES SQ, FUCK THE POLICE, AND FUCK THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF CELEBRATING NEW YEARS

[rko-mom]

You got a boo boo?

[zodiastro]

Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared \ So I

Aries: I’m scared they won’t hear me \ So I scream louder

Taurus: I’m scared they need more \ So I’m giving my all

Gemini: I’m scared they won’t like me \ So I become another

Cancer: I’m scared they will leave me \ So I don’t let them in

Leo: I’m scared they’ll forget me \ So I keep reminding them I’m here

Virgo: I’m scared they‘ll find better \ So I keep being the best

Libra: I’m scared of their opinions \ So I silenced mine

Scorpio: I’m scared they will hurt me \ So I won’t let them know me

Sagittarius: I’m scared they will lock me \ So I keep running away

Capricorn: I’m scared they won’t be satisfied \ So I never rest

Aquarius: I’m scared they’ll make me one of them \ So I’m staying outside

Pisces: I’m scared they’ll devour me \ So I devour myself

[starwarsgraphictee]

Wow this shot me in the fucking heart

[stardustcrystal-deactivated2022]

This is so true

[rko-mom]

Ha ha ha Hee hee hee Ho ho ho Heh *low sigh*

[plzstic]

send ur opinion of me on anon

[shurbalwasherefirst]

Happy 5th Anniversary

[zenja-soba]

 Uh-oh

[metalbatteryzone]

Gainax ruined our fucking Christmas

[bagginsgotdabooty]

[theimmortalgayzombie]

Shout out to all the retail workers who are working this Christmas Eve. Instead of being at home with their families or enjoying some well deserved time off!

[rko-mom]

This nightmare bullshit needs to stop like right now my psyche doesn't have time for this's bullshit

[recentgooglesearches]

star wars spoiler luke skywalker is han solos daddy

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right