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“I finished with an awesome Lion King reference I deserve some props,” she told him mock offense clear in her tone.
“Awesome or overused reference? Fine, you get some points back but you can’t live that insurance joke down. Ever.”
“It’s fine, really. No major injury that I know of so we don’t have to exchange insurance information, I don’t think.“ She laughed at her own joke for a minute before clearing her throat. “That was stupid, but yeah anyway I’m good, a coona ma tata.”
Dean rose an eyebrow at the joke. “Really? C’mon, you could’ve said something at least a little funny.”
“Well, that’s one way to say, hi.”
“It is one way. Sorry Hermione, I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
“Opened my suitcase this morning to find a shoebox from my seventy-four year old grandma jam-fuckin’-packed with Hershey’s Kisses and condoms, plus a note that said ‘Enjoy Yale. Find a big cock’. Honestly, I’m not even sure how I’m supposed to feel about this.”
“Well it’s clear where her priorities lie. My grandmother just sends me detergent and socks. I think she’s ending a message.”
Pretty Princess, thank you very much.
Well Pretty Princess, I feel like this entire campus is severely hungover.
“I’m serious this time! This year, I’ll actually stick to my diet! And to top it off I’m gonna work out like almost everyday.”
“I want to do the opposite and just pig out and avoid the gym.”
1/2/2016
“I have to finish this stupid book by Tuesday,” Alexa muttered, trying her hardest to concentrate before letting out a huff, closing it. “I can’t do it, I am physically unable to read this piece of shit.”
“Are you doing a winter class or something?” Dean inquired, glancing at the book. “Which book is it?”
“Great, first selfie of the year for me. I’m sorry, but I don’t know your name. I’m Olivia.”
“Dean. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Are you just some sort of selfie enthusiast like Kim Kardashian?”
“Let’s take a 2016 selfie.”
“I- alright, lets do that.”
“Hello, friend.” Beckham smiled cheerfully as he handed the person walking towards him a small card. “Have a blessed year.”
“Thank you man, you too.” Dean took the card and smiled.
“i have a weird question to ask you. you’re not allowed to be mad at me —… also, you’ve gotta be honest with me in your answer.”
“Uh... alright.”
“It’s not that i need them. More so i just prefer them. Thank you though.”
“What’s there to prefer? Losing money?”
It takes hard work and dedication to rock a crown like this.
Should I call you princess?
“It’s not an everyday occurrence but yes, it’s normal.”
“You aren’t striking me as the type to need an escort.”
“Oh shit. What did you do to get that cruel and unusual punishment?”
“A minor fuck-up in practice. By minor, I mean major but still.”
I don’t remember much of last night, but all I know is woke up with a tiara on, and honestly? It’s a good look.
It fits your head just right, man.
“I would say new year new me but i always seem to ring in the new years with a deathly hangover and a tub of froyo so saying that would be quite ridiculous, wouldn’t it? Although there is one slight difference between this year and the prior years, i didn’t wake up with an escort in bed with me. I demand a redo of New Years Eve celebrations, i clearly was not doing it right last night.”
“I... is it normal for you to wake up with escorts in bed with you?”
