JELLICLE !

sideblog. part cats rp part cats hot takes. 100% fucking stupid. THEME UNDER CONSTRUCTION

[its-that-horrible-cat]

[cssndras]

JELLICLE CATS HAVE MOONLIT EYES

independent and selective rp of cassandra from cats the musical

[faiyx]

arrives to the party 30 years too late

[demi-pixellated]

🎵Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats🎵 –

so me & juls watched Cats the other day– I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me;;;

[apprenticenanoswarm-deactivated]

to understand the Rum Tum Tugger you gotta have context. 

you’re watching Cats 1998 for the first time, and so far it’s awful cute. there’s all these folks in kitty costumes with ears and whiskers - aww! and there’s been a song about how the cats get their names, and the pretty white cat did a dance, and then they sang a song about this older cat called Jennyanydots - lol these adorable names - and how she teaches mice to crochet. aaaw, that’s sweet. what a nice song. <3 what a nice musical this is. 

and then

guitar

“meeeow”

more guitar

“meeeeeow”

and all the respectable older cats are like 

“oh fuck no”

and then this thing appears:

and it’s dressed like this:

and it spends the next five minutes prancing around the stage waggling its butt and wriggling its hips and crotch-thrusting after every lyric and making all the other cats horny.

not one word of that is an exaggeration. 

like - the Rum Tum Tugger’s introduction is the point where Cats drops its comfy dressing gown to reveal its sequined knickers and lets you know exactly what you’re in for.

this video is exceptionally shit quality but it’s the best youtube’s got at the moment

[mzlle-punzi]

[rmpltzr]

rumpleteazer--                                        --with a gun

[rmpltzr]

me: minding my own business my mind:

[rmpltzr]

“Did you take a class in this?” - for teazer

She turns around with a “ta-da!” looking very smug as the gate swings open.  ❝ Nope ! Just done it so much I make it look easy ! Took a bit to get it right but now it’s easy peasy lemon squeezey ! ❞ She bounds thru the open gate without waiting for him for a second.  ❝ C’mon let’s see what we can nab ! ❞

[rmpltzr]

                                      JELLICLE — !

independent CATS based multimuse. Stanning Rumpleteazer big time along with Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees, Grizabella, Munkustrap, Mungojerrie, Bombalurina, Electra, Jemima, The Twins.  ( sideblog to icarianfate )

( also a cesspit of cats memes bc i love memes and i love screaming )

[strytlrx]

ARE YOU BLIND WHEN YOU’RE BORN?

independent and selective rp for munkustrap from cats the musical

[rmpltzr]

munku: says tugger’s mind is tiny also munku: talks up his brother, including his very good smart brain

[rmpltzr]

yall i’m still fighting the icon addiction it’s so fucking unwise for me to give into it WILL jack up my arm but i also.... really...... want them...... so much........

[rmpltzr]

“Are you saying that my mind is tiny?” - to munkustrap

❝ Yes. ❞

[rmpltzr]

teazer do the rich have rights? let’s discuss

LOL NOPE!!!!!!!!!

[rmpltzr]

bomba: calls mitso tiny 

misto:

[rmpltzr]

people tend to write teazer as the smart/sensible one and i know that’s bc of how fandoms and women get Done but FOOLS but having watched/listened to their hype song about 5623475637945 times i can confidently say thats fucking HORSESHIT and RUMPLETEAZER IS THE ONE WHO JUST YEETS INTO SHIT / IS A DUMBASS