this site is a graveyard lol

adam | 27 | co | i lowkey miss 2011-2015 tumblr and i just hope all my mutuals ive lost contact with are doing okay \\\ insta/twitter: adamshawam

[tekehu-archive]

SKYRIM + ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[funnytwittertweets]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[cognitohazard]

ooooohhh fungus well its a plant made out of meat

[escuerzoresucitado]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

this could be the world if we try a little harder

[whynotfabulous]

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Twinks with unexpectedly hairy asses nation rise up

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Obsessed with this comment actually

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[weaver-z]

I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[weaver-z]

[anarch0possum]

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[marinebiologyshitposts]

Do you have any strong opinions on fish?

honestly yes!!! and im tired!!! of pretending i don't!!! here's the fucking thing about fish- they're

[flagellant]

they got silenced by Big Salmon. please be respectful and stop scrolling for a moment of silence

[marinebiologyshitposts]

stop telling people im dead

[flagellant]

sometimes I can still read their posts

[gothicprep]

linear alg is easier to follow than toilet paper math

[gothicprep]

i would love to know what the fuck is going on with this

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[judgejudyofficial]

enigmatic,

[turnitaround]

lima beans babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[juniperhillpatient]

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

[forthegothicheroine]

via @maddie-grove

#a while back i saw a whole thing about how we needed to acknowledge something bad a character did#and after a point i was like why? is he real? is he running for senator?

[cynicjovial]

kicked out of the blunt rotation for going “w-wait!!! but this is like…. an indirect kiss?!?!? uwaaa!!! >//A//< ”

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube