take you me for a sponge, my lord?

✰ Maren | 21 | UK | she/her ✰

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[mechanicalriddle]

AITA? (unassuming doormat of a woman proceeds to describe the plot of a horror movie)

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[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

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[clownboybebop]

me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-

The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?

me: exactly. Now,

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[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[bunchashapes]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is the ultimate customization game, allowing you to personalize your dream home with a wide variety of furniture and decorations.

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homophobic macklemore

[thingarchiv]

im gonna pop some fags

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"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

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[dopethrone-deactivated20241028]

If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out

[spikeunderpry]

once again we have to have this conversation about bi people in heterosexual relationships benefiting from straight privilege only to make jokes at actual gay peoples expense. this is the number one reason why bisexuals are hands down the absolute worst members of our community. (yall notice how pan people dont do this right? i swear bi people put on performative queerness from insecurity that people doubt theyre actually bi and they make it gay peoples problem)

[itonje]

did i effectively utilize performative queerness when i had sex with your dad 

[gaybaggins]

gay rights and so on

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