sitting down for an interview with the dead cockroach in my room

SPN sideblog. I gave in. I follow from @fiodorequeue (formerly sorbolene-comeshot)

[roachnatural]

cricketsnatural -> roachnatural

dont know why i didnt go with that one first. it's like i forgot all about that cockroach that castiel killed then resurrected then killed then resurrected over and over and

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[lazarrusrising]

Cas should have done more celestial horror type shit when communicating with Dean, more strange dreams that are just vibes (rancid), more tv static that almost looks like a face, almost sounds like a voice, but not. Weird voices on the radio, familiar songs but the lyrics are wrong, people walking up to him and saying 'Im sorry but I just had the strangest feeling that I needed to tell you that you're in danger', more lights popping and buzzing and flickering going out when he's on the wrong path, glowing brighter when he's going where Cas wants, and Dean the whole time Dean is rolling his eyes and huffing and pulling his hair like "DUDE! STOP BEING MYSTERIOUS I NEED ANSWERS?"

[electricmonk333]

Favourite promotional image

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago

this time we're really gonna solve it

[lazarrusrising]

Dean and Cas do freak4freak shit all the time like Dean feeding Cas water from his own mouth or Cas stripping Dean's clothes off for him after he gets thrown into a lake on a hunt while they have a normal conversation like Cas isn't arranging Dean's body like he owns it, and every time Sam tries to call them out for it, Dean just shrugs and is like "this is just what best friends do, you wouldn't know because you've never had a best friend, it's okay I never had one either until Cas, maybe one day" and Sam is like "that is NOT what best friends do!" But secretly he's like "god, maybe that IS best friends, how would I know, Dean's right, I never had one" and then Dean will stick his hands down Cas's pants because his fingers are cold and Sam will be like "I actually don't fucking want a best friend if that's what's involved"

[beybuniki]

[lazarrusrising]

The natural conclusion of this is of course later down the line during a Dean widower arc/Cas is in trouble arc when Sam is trying to comfort him and is like "hey, Cas is my friend too, I get it" and Dean is like "no you don't get it, I'M HIS WIFE!" and then they both kind of stare at each other like 'what the fuck'

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Founding tenets.

1. Expect him to be wearing a hat

2. You are losing chess to a horse

3. All actors should be burned at the stake

[werepires]

Misha’s considering running for office we need supernatural back right now

[castiellesbian]

he made cas dress up as a cowboy as an ally

[kellyscabin]

I miss my beautiful dead wife who was really widely hated and fought with people all the time….. (supernatural)

[alices--angel]

if I were jensen ackles, even if i truly and wholeheartedly did not think destiel was a good ship and i had never intentionally played into it even once. i think i would give it lip service whenever possible. i would be like ‘yep I did that. dean is hella gay for cas. all the purposeful looks? that was me. i made dean stare at cas like that all the time. i played him that way ON PURPOSE from the beginning.’ and not because i wanted to appease the fans or because i wanted them to cheer me on. no. i would do that because if the general consensus was that dean was gay for cas as an intentional acting choice on my part, then everyone would praise me as a brilliant actor with perfectly natural chemistry instead of coming to the conclusion that yes, i, hypothetical jensen ackles, was not in fact making jenius jacting joices but had instead simply been staring at my coworker’s lips for twelve years. because that’s exactly what happened, assuming destiel was actually unintentional.

[daalcuntynatural]

alright fine. i’ll admit it. i miss dean winchester

[daalcuntynatural]

:/

[beybuniki]

they're so silly

[beybuniki]

let sammy enjoy his lunch break fennel salad in peace!!!!!!!!!!

[beybuniki]

this could have been a filler episode

[youre-only-gay-once]

the twinchester towers

[castiellesbian]

thank you j2 fallout day for giving me phrases such as #Bravo you coward

[beybuniki]

s9 if it were good

[beybuniki]

s9 if it were really good

[darkshrimpemotions]

You know on rewatch...it's not "Sam and Dean keep secrets" in the beginning. It was "Dean doesn't talk about his trauma with Sam" and "Sam lies and keeps secrets" and acts like that's the same thing.