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I'm Dylan and yeah.

[i-am-a-fish]

gather around folks I got somethin to say

[oh-wet-one]

What Is It You Creature

[i-am-a-fish]

[magicalgirlmomm]

but fish!

that man looks……

[whispers] evil

[i-am-a-fish]

[trooper-3]

I believe what they said was “handsome”

[i-am-a-fish]

[notyourdramaqueen]

No fish! He has something in his hand!

[i-am-a-fish]

[wankchan]

you’re*

[i-am-a-fish]

[suspiciousgay]

[vitorofthescaleless]

“Can you believe it Jerry? It was by my side, THE WHOLE TIME!”

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

you wanna kiss? a fucking smooch? a godfuckingdamn peck on the lips? id be happy to oblige

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Italian mobster voice

[bluesey]

[yellowlemonpatch]

OMFG

[oldgarbagemother-deactivated201]

HOLY

[best-of-memes]

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

[suspend]

IM SCREAMING

[tastefullyoffensive]

If this isn’t art, I don’t know what is. 🔊 (via jbillinson)

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

every dude named Dylan got this haircut

[grandpaq]

“You aint worth a damn” 😂😂

[chocolatehoneydrop]

Whaaaaat did I just watch omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[will-x-vi]

Just put me next to the casserole full of delicacies!!!

[hi-imkingdavid]

😂😂😂

[2winpeaks]

when you’ve been telling your gf how much you love her for the last hour and she thinks you’re done

[sovietshopaholic]

@trans-mom

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

[mielparaoshun]

Lmaoooo

[sushinfood]

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[collegiate-confession]

this is art

[sageofstars]

“Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

don’t get into grad school? make it art 

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

[sageofstars]

“i sucks” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

[wahbegan]

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

[sageofstars]

“Love Note” erasure poem by Ben Aaron

[thatsthat24]

have you ever been f****d in the a**

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bluelelie-deactivated20161215]

this is my favorite post omg

[kairisparda]

When you find a bra that fits