a baby dog!

jake/male/23/bi/takenx2

[neopuff]

butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

[otakusapien]

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

[hotvampireadjacent]

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

[corporatetwits]

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[thebestoftumbling]

[gentlepanpirate]

me too

[tabloidsores]

[kiwi]

fleetwood mac and cheese :)

[blankvhs]

That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful

[blankvhs]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[jellybat]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

loveelysad

[ruinedchildhood]

[leopikah-remade-deactivated2020]

[liamnotpayne]

[surprisebitch]

FULL CIRCLE

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[babyanimalgifs]

i am.. crying

[trashboat]

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

[trashboat]

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

[trashboat]

think i might be lonely

[skeilig]

this line is 50% funnier when you’re watching it in 2018 and you forget that it was made in 2003