ROAMS

Transfem Idiot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what about all the great new content that's not getting made" what about all the great content that never got made bc the quality of tv plummeted back in 2007--when studios refused to negotiate and replaced writers with reality tv? what great new content are they gonna come up with by replacing writers with AI bots?

studios care about viewership not quality. if you want quality, you need creators & creatives who are respected, rested, well-compensated, and well-treated. because humans do their best work--creative and otherwise--without abusive employers constantly tightening a noose around their throats.

imagine how incredible modern media could be if its passionate creators weren't being constantly sabotaged & traumatized by their working conditions. focus on that

[roamspider]

Hey gaud I'm gonna point at glitch techs if ya don't mind

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what about all the great new content that's not getting made" what about all the great content that never got made bc the quality of tv plummeted back in 2007--when studios refused to negotiate and replaced writers with reality tv? what great new content are they gonna come up with by replacing writers with AI bots?

studios care about viewership not quality. if you want quality, you need creators & creatives who are respected, rested, well-compensated, and well-treated. because humans do their best work--creative and otherwise--without abusive employers constantly tightening a noose around their throats.

imagine how incredible modern media could be if its passionate creators weren't being constantly sabotaged & traumatized by their working conditions. focus on that

[roamspider]

Hey gaud I'm gonna point at glitch techs if ya don't mind

[itsapmseymour]

Despite knowing what they mean, to me

The left is “Blorbo”

The right is “Skrunkly”

[roamspider]

Blorbo is small round friend, like kirby! Skrunkly is disheveled, wet creature who emerges from the pits

[pukicho]

hate these fuckers 

[roamspider]

Hawaii and Alaska are okay tho

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[lilacandladybugs]

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

okey doke! I'm ready to be mentally ill but in a fun way, when does that happen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Dreadful News!

[pukicho]

How are you 25, a music artist and on tumblr. Pick a struggle

A "music artist" is called a musician you fucking dimwit.

[roamspider]

Quit dodging the question, and choose a struggle! Its like choosing your starter pokemon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

smh freaks are really out there trying to UNhaunt their houses as if they're not destroying the historic property value. don't buy a victorian home just to renovate it with glass and chrome, and do not buy a haunted house just to hire some shoddy exorcist to demolish a site of perfectly preserved historic spooks and specters that's so tacky

[roamspider]

Gaud i get the feeling you're very into preservation of ectoplasmic ecosystems

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

guy gets murdered in an already-haunted house. the House Ghosts band together to avenge his death--but solely bc New Guy is basic as all fuck and they do not need that sort of energy hanging around with Unfinished Business for all eternity.

[roamspider]

His unfinished business is literally just that he didn't get to work on time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

team *apologizing aloud to inanimate objects after accidentally knocking them over*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

team *hissing at jars would you WORK with me PLEASE when the lids refuse to open*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*bumping into the same table leg for the 3rd time today* we have TALKED about this babe

[roamspider]

Team yelling at your phone for buzzing while you just wanna watch TV or play games

[foxes-in-love]

[roamspider]

Me and him having pointless conversations that lead us nowhere but we love each other anyway

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sick of doing therapy breathing exercises, just hit me up with a oxygen tank + bicycle pump i have hypothesized a shortcut

[roamspider]

*remembers smth and pumps insanely fast*

[bookbellandcandle]

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"would you have sex with your clone" always sends me into such a thought loop like:

yeah i guess if my clone was into it

...would my clone be into it?

what does it even say about me that i'm not even whether an identical copy of myself would want to have sex with me?

do I want to have sex with me?

*examining my inner most emotions* u know what absolutely. i would absolutely want to have sex with myself. i would jump at the chance. i should be so lucky. it's called self-esteem u clownish hussy.

[roamspider]

Pillow talk would be great bc you could just rant about hyperfixations n shit AND THEYLL LISTEN

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*transes your gender but like. in a way u r unexpectedly open to*

[roamspider]

So if I was already trans what happened

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

educational

[baisetout-le-monde]

why was this on my following, i mean educational, thanks tumblr