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slideleftt

@ihatesoupalot is driving me home

if i never post again, you know what happened.

idonthatesoupanymore

im going to crash on purpose :P

slideleftt

status update: we’re in a crash

idonthatesoupanymore

fake status update you’re currently at home actually

imsorryikilledyourbird

user ihatesoupalot drove me home yesterdsy it was actually better than road head. 10 out of 10 dentists would actually recommend their driving.

if u never post again slideleftt its because i put you in my nutty putty cave

anyways. so. road head, in the hit movie franchise saw

importantandunavoidable

(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

hyomyoungkim

dog rotation

randalltier

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

aridante

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

fleshdyke

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

fallenangelvictorious

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

fleshdyke

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

7dmom

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

7dmom

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

aropride

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

aropride

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

teathattast

thatsonehellofahabit

IM SORRY IF SOMEONE HAS ALREADY DONE THIS BUT IVE BEEN WATCHING SO MUCH RICK AND MORTY LATELY I JUST HAD TO

coughloop

bugs and cats love playing together

coughloop

bugs love dying and cats love killing its the perfect game

misty-tem

“kill them with kindness!!” WRONG!!!! TYPHOID FLU 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

valtsv

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

valtsv

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.