caught between a dream and a movie scene

jude / 21 / london smart as a tack, but in the sense that i'm not smart, just a prick

[5luv]

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

[5luv]

you cannot make this shit up

[5luv]

free our girl dorothy

[valtsv]

oh you want to “measure hand sizes”? you gay bitch?

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[lizzie-saltzman]

I keep it real and I’m hilarious.

[roanblake]

quinntanas: I keep it real and I’m hilarious.

[marvzwart]

[blighted-elf]

Life is Strange 2 - Episode 1

[heart--pirates]

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

[sansasurvived]

one season, 10 episodes of the haunting of hill house is better than all seasons of supernatural-

[visual-infinity]

I LOVE THE SKY AND THIS IS WHY

[lesbiantiana]

Eleanor: THIS is the Bad Place!

Michael: This is so sad. Janet play Despacito

[thisisastronomical]

The night sky. 09/03/15 Watch as the colour of the sky changes due to the rising Moon. This was a 4 hour time lapse recorded last night from 21:00-01:00.

[wcked]

I am in love.

[andimliz-deactivated20170707]

you can literally see which way the Earth rotates

[derby713]

Fucking love the sky and space. It’s so beautiful.

[frank-fanatic]

[silverhawk]

i didnt know this until rn but apparently theres things called sundogs & moondogs that are basically the halo that sometimes appears around the sun & moon

this is a sundog

and this is a moondog

this is so cool & such cute names omg?????? i love space

[officialwhitegirls]

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

[powerpuffles]

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

[officialwhitegirls]

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

[heart--pirates]

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

[doktorgirlfriend]

Other, More Considerate People: I like to keep my story as close to canon and ship-free as possible so everyone can enjoy it. :)

My Self-Indulgent Ass: ‘Sup, assholes, here’re all my implausible OTPs, their future children, a bunch of OCs that play prominent roles, and all my sexuality headcanons are in effect.

[eriexplosion]

“To understand this fic you’ll need to refer to page 15, side A of my Extensive headcanon timeline of the entire history of this character and everyone he ever met, the contents of which are helpfully provided absolutely nowhere.”

[jazzypizzaz]

“behold as I construct the precarious scaffolding of this story from discarded tumblr shitposts, my id, a dream I had once, poorly concealed psychological projection, the abstract concept of the way it feels to look out at the sea, and a bunch of dumb jokes I couldn’t stop cackling to myself about. oh, but it’s fanfiction.“

[frauleinfunf]

Fred: Don’t talk to me or my 25 gang kids ever again.