heaven doesn't want me...

...and hell is afraid I'll take over. 18+ recommended. sideblog for roanoke's resident mechanic, the Gremlin.

[roanoke-gremlin]

Introducing, The Mechanic

B A S I C S

Gender: male

Name: Santiago Davies

Handle: The Gremlin

Sexuality: bi

Pronouns: he/him

Birthplace: unknown

Region: Species/ethnicity: Human, half Italian, half British

Role/Job: immortal, mechanic, inventor, and engineer. Works on society vehicles and helps outfit existing vehicles and craft with various shields and cloaking devices. Pet project is finding a way to fast-travel in real life via some sort of time-jump.

M O R A L S

Alignment: chaotic neutral

Virtues: chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

Sins: lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert

close minded/open-minded

organized/disorganized

calm/anxious

cautious/reckless

disagreeable/agreeable

patient/impatient

outspoken/reserved

leader/follower

empathetic/unempathetic

hard-working/lazy

optimistic/pessimistic

traditional/modern

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

OT3: undetermined

OTP: not necessarily otps, but definitely main pairings: Santi/Officer Banshee, Santi/Lizzie Bailey (reimagined verse where Lizzie is mostly immortal, just like her dad)

BROTP: santi/agent nephilim. they're bros. and joan is his mentor for dealing with the implications immortality. not that joan is any better at saying goodbye to everyone, but it's nice to know you're not alone.

NOTP: any fae because of all the metal he works with. Some exceptions apply.

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Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa

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[roanoke-gremlin]

What the Water Gave Me

Santiago’s particular brand of immortality is heavily inspired by the ABC show ‘Forever’ which aired in 2014. It only ever got one season, in spite of it being pretty awesome. So, enjoy!

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✧✦⭒ SONG ASSOCIATIONS —

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🎼 A song that reminds me of my muse’s vibes

🎶 A song that reminds me of my muse’s backstory

🎧 A song used for writing my muse

🥁 A battle song for my muse

🎭 A sad song for my muse

🎉 A happy song for my muse

📣 A song for when my muse is upset or angry

⚡ A song that my muse would listen to

🎆 A song my muse would sing or dance to

🎺 An instrumental song for my muse

✨ A theme song for my muse

🔊 A leitmotif for my muse

🌠 A song for our muses

🖤 A song for our muses’ ship

🔮 A random song from my muse’s playlist

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Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend

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Forever — 6 A.M.   {Sentence Starters}

“It’s worth it.”

“How poetic…”

“You recognize it?”

“You don’t want to do this.”

“Unusual musical choice…”

“What happened to my boy?”

“No fair, he always says that.”

“Been a little too close to a fire?”

“What’s that, you want it louder?”

“Squeeze harder, I work method.”

“I never should’ve told him that story.”

“Everything I need is inside this case.”

“I’ll be okay after I iron out a few kinks.”

“Rules are rules, no opera before 8 am.”

“Either way, you are looking guilty as hell.”

“Shouldn’t you, at least, give her a chance?”

“Oh, this must be how it feels to be, well… you.”

“He was one of the greats… bores me half to death.”

“Ugh, I’ve failed as a father! Have I taught you nothing?”

“What kind of crazy scheme you come up with this time?”

“It’s about time, I’ve been sitting here for almost an hour.”

“I’ve never heard you speak so passionately about anything.”

“I’m learning that you have all sorts of unexpected amateurs.”

“Dare I ask how came about this particular area of expertise?”

“Please tell me you did not take evidence home and  c o o k  it.”

“No matter how we live or die, we all end the same… in silence.”

“Killing the guy who owed me money… that’s no way to get paid.”

“And I’m just chilling up here, acting like I’ve never seen a horror move before?”

“I’m just not a fan of this new, popular music. So, pardon me if I’m not going to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.”

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Forever — The Art of Murder  {Sentence Starters}

“May I stay?”

“Do not gloat.”

“I’m not here…”

“Was she pretty?”

“She wasn’t always…”

“Coffee. Lots of coffee.”

“Why weren’t you there?”

“He, um, couldn’t make it.”

“Lucky for him, he’s dead.”

“If only it was her funeral…”

“Morning. You look terrible.”

“I, of course, can never forget.”

“Well, to begin with, she’s dead.”

“Everything is forgotten in death.”

“I’ve only seen that in old movies.”

“I’ll do anything to fix this. Just tell me.”

“Wow, you are pretty when you’re mad!”

“Will anyone be spared your ire tonight?”

“Nothing in life is certain, especially this.”

“Some, we think of fondly. Others, less so.”

“Try not to make any more headlines today.”

“Wow, you really do have an issue with this.”

“I guess blue bloods bleed like the rest of us.”

“You know I figured it out. I know your secret.”

“You’ll find with me that’s not usually the case.”

“I’m afraid an apology must be made standing.”

“Someday, I’ll be gone… and you’ll still be here.”

“How can I tell you to stay? You’re not even here.”

“Okay, spill it. You’re acting stranger than normal.”

“One thing’s for certain, this wasn’t a natural death.”

“But, I apologized. I’ve extended my hand, surely — “

“There’s no way of knowing there was someone else…”

“Okay, before I tell you, I’d really prefer you don’t get mad.”

“The good memories, those are the ones that hurt the most.”

“We’re not afraid of dead bodies. We’ll step right over them.”

“You can’t plan for everything. Sometimes it’s good to be rash.”

“I don’t know what the future holds. But, as long as I’m alive, I will always love you. Forever… Will you marry me?”

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language: how have shifts in language affected my muse? 

dining: are there any particular meals / foods my muse misses, that are no longer made? 

length: how long does my muse want to live? do they think they’ve lived long enough, already? 

time: is there any time period / era my muse has lived through that they wish they could go back to?

figure: has my muse met any notable, historical figures? did they get along with them? why or why not?

landmark:  was my muse around while an important landmark was being built? what do they remember about that time?

society: has my muse noticed any changes within the society they live in? do they think these are for the better or worse? 

lost:  are their any items my muse owns that, if broken / stolen, could never be replaced, because they’re no longer being made? 

event: was my muse involved involved in any important, historical event? do they remember it? is there anything they wish they’d done differently?

love: is there anyone my muse has fallen in love with over the years? are they still alive? if not, does my muse do anything to commemorate them (ie. leaving flowers on their grave, etc.)? 

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Forever — Fountain of Youth  {Sentence Starters}

“You’d break a hip.”

“I’ll try and keep up.”

“Get him off me! Help”

“Don’t call me a moron.”

“Alright, get behind me.”

“You’re too young to die.”

“Tell me about the donut.”

“Oh, don’t joke about this!”

“I took the blame, little one.”

“Were you ever, truly, alive?”

“Do you want to live forever?”

“That was foolish on his part.”

“Are you trying for charming?”

“He would have died anyway.”

“I believe this is what killed him.”

“You want to be gone that badly?”

“Youth is wasted on the immortal.”

“I may have just found a way to die.”

“Are you alright? Hey, are you okay?”

“So, you lied to me… right to my face.”

“Empirically speaking, you’re quite hot.”

“None of those people deserved to die.”

“Perhaps, you’ve had enough to drink…”

“People actually believe this nonsense?”

“Were you just flirting with that woman?”

“Because… because, sometimes I worry.”

“Sounds delicious. Maybe I should try it.”

“What could have done this to his body?”

“We are men of science… until it fails us.”

“I’m giving in… seeing it all as it should be.”

“Where are you going? This is fascinating!”

“I’m in serious trouble here, I’m freaking out!”

“Yes, your gift for instant diagnosis is correct.”

“May I speak with you for a moment? Privately?”

“We all have different ways of dealing with loss.”

“There’s no need to take it as a personal affront.”

“You’re gonna break the mirror, you realize that?”

“Now you’re being a fool. I’m taking you out of here!”

“Perhaps you’ve a different recollection of those days.”

“Because, the truth is, life is precious because its finite.”

“You don’t look a day over two hundred… alright, two-fifty.”

“Never can tell how old someone is just by looking at ‘em.”

“Whoa, careful. We don’t need more dead people around here.”

“I mean, I think… who’s gonna take care of you when I’m gone?”

“Strange, that’s the part that makes you uncomfortable, but okay.”

“Please tell me you aren’t slaving away in that dungeon of yours.”

“There’s always something, so long as you know what to look for.”

“As sad and dreadful as death may be, it forces us to cherish every moment.”

“And though you may try to bargain with death, bear no delusions… it will find you.”

“You start talking about the perfect symmetry of my face again, and I’ll draw my sidearm.”

“It was a terrible thing that happened, but, I assure you, I had nothing to do with their deaths.”

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This is so

Unnecessary

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how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

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“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

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If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

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2014-2018 Mazda 3

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thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

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IT’S BACK!

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what is this from

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the titanic

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I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

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