[robbingbandits]

Love of my life had too much spaghetti bolognese for breakfast so decided to sleep it off before working out, I've just finished my 9-5 and he's still sleeping it off

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Cars should have a second horn for peaceful encounters and friendly warnings

[junglejim4322]

If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

[robbingbandits]

Y'all don't know the baepsae practice video like I do and that's all I'll say on the matter

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god I miss my mum so fucking much

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to do list:

- change life

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starting to feel that maybe Siobhan had a point

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I want to go to the seaside in a 1950s movie specifically

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squished to death in the bendy bit of the glider

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god I was so sexy when I lived in a hot country jesus FUCK

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it is my god given right to sing both loudly and badly at the Radiohead cover gig

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it's really crazy how one little lady can love her bf so much

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I too, had a fuck ass bob once,

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15 year old me was so right about pierce the veil ngl

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religion is just big Eileen shat in thon chair -daniel

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today I saw a video of my ex juggling knives and cried

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I mean yes I still cry myself to sleep but at least I don't work for the police now so who's REALLY winning the breakup hm?