the bitch of living;

Hans Robel | child of Eros | 20 years old

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[robelhans]

cassius-rath‌:

“That’s not fair!” Cassius chuckled. Sometimes, Chainsaw does it to hide him from people and pretend she doesn’t hear them or she’s not doing anything. “She also screams at my window, rarely knocks.” He squeezed their partner a little and leaned his head closer to kiss their cheek. “I love mornings like this.” Cassius kissed Hans’s jaw. “Or afternoons.” Another soft kiss on their neck. “Or nights.”

“You can’t ruin a good outfit, you know that!” Hans was barely in an outfit they would even consider wearing outside but that wasn’t the point. Plus, like they said, they always bribed the gryphon. “Tell her if she does that again, I’m going to withdraw nuggets from her. And goldfish crackers.” They doubt that would work but it was worth a shot anyways. Humming at the kisses, they leaned towards Cassius. “Any time with you is always so special.”

[robelhans]

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“She’s gonna be heavier and I won’t be able to push her off if she tackles me. Had she done that to you before?” Cassius asked jokingly. Chainsaw was usually playful and was always gentle with mortals. He was amazed by her control, although he hoped she won’t ever lose her mind over her anger or hunger. “One cup of coffee coming up!” He started making coffee for his partner and hot chocolate for himself. While waiting for the coffee, Cassius went up behind Hans and wrapped his arms around their waist. “This is a really good morning.”

“Honey, she never tackles me. Who wants to ruin all my outfits? Definitely not Chainsaw. She has taste.” Hans gestured down to their body even though they were practically just wearing their boxers and one of Cassius’s shirts. Although they have seen the gryphon tackle their companion, they couldn’t do anything about it. While mixing the batter for the waffles, Hans started humming their breath. “Oh, honey, it’s a great morning.” The child of Eros said happily before leaning towards Cassius when they were hugged. 

[robelhans]

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“She’s gonna be a spoiled and chonky gryphon.” Cassius was even surprised that Chainsaw didn’t seem to be overweight with all the food she eats for her age and build. Must be all the flying and running she does every day. “Waffles. I’d like waffles. Do you want some coffee?” When they reached the kitchen, he gently put down the pup, smiling when Mallows leaped for his toy on the floor.

“Oh, like you would mind anyways.” Hans chuckled and pressed a kiss on the side of Cassius’s cheek, knowing that he would love his companions no matter what. It was always adorable the way the three, four now, with the addition of Mallows always interacted. Even though the conversation was just one-sided to them, they loved it either way. “Coffee would be good. I haven’t had coffee yet and I might just drop dead right now.” The child of Eros joked.

[robelhans]

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“Oh well. Chainsaw only listens to me sometimes, mostly to Danny if not El. Socks listen to you. Hopefully this little baby here would be the goodest boy.” Cassius carefully flipped the shiba in his arms to carry him like a baby. “Yeah, back in Camp. Or we could take a vacation in a private island, too.” The son of Cybele followed his partner to the kitchen, grabbing a shirt on his way. He’ll just return for Baby Yoda later. “Aww, that’s very sweet. What food will you make?”

“Well, Chainsaw listens to me and Socks does too. Granted, I bribe Chainsaw with chicken nuggets the whole time but she still listens to me though.” Hans probably shouldn’t encourage that at all but it gets the job done so they still do it. They wanted to take a picture of Cassius carrying Mallows like a baby-- one of about a thousand in their phone at this point since they adopted the shibas. “I was thinking pancakes or waffles, whatever you would prefer? Or if you’d want something else, I can cook it for us too, honey.”

[robelhans]

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“Oh no, you should. I`m always paying for the damages Chainsaw`s been doing. She steals a lot of gold stuff and I think she may be hiding most of them.” Cassius looked down at Mallows. At least the puppy was not a golden retriever–Chainsaw would definitely adopt him if he was. “Yeah… We could always go somewhere for it, maybe back in Camp?” Still, Cassius wouldn`t want them to be going out a lot for now. “Really? Wait, you did get Baby Yoda just now, didn`t you?” He guessed with a grin, scooping up the dog on his lap so he could get off the bed.

“Well, I should be scared but that is your problem.” Hans teased, laughing softly at Cassius because they knew how much trouble Chainsaw causes by herself, but with Socks, they knew that the trouble was probably doubled. “Back in camp when all of this is over, yeah?” The child of Eros hasn’t fenced in such a long time because they were busy but they loved playing the sport. “I did. I wanted to surprise you first with baby Yoda though.” Carrying Marlene in their arms, they made their way towards the kitchen so they could start cooking breakfast for them and Cassius.

[robelhans]

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“Okay, that`s true. And Socks is learning from her.” Cassius shook his head. He was sure there were more cases of them stealing something that were not relayed to Cassius. At least Chainsaw had learnt to ask for food, but the problem was that not a lot of people wasn’t scared of her. That’s where the sneaky fox comes in. “Sure, just shout if you need help,” Cassius told his partner with a smile. He knew Hans was capable of facing a monster alone–it was total turn on to him that Hans can fight well. “Have you had any breakfast yet?”

“I’m not sure if I should be afraid of Chainsaw and Socks starting for work together, if I’m being honest.” Hans knew that the two companions would scheme together doing gods know what that Cassius would only find out after. “We never managed to go to that fencing date we had discussed.” The child of Eros suddenly just remembered. The whole lockdown had practically messed up all the dates that they had planned. “No, I haven’t. I was just waiting for you to wake up.”

[robelhans]

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“I think Chainsaw would steal this baby. She`d like the huge beady eyes.” Cassius and Mal watched the other shiba approach the plush. When Marlene had already got Baby Yoda`s ear, Cassius chuckled and took the plush again. “Nope, not your toy, honey. You`re such a brave dog, indeed.” He gave Marlene`s nose a boop. “I wonder how would Mallows be, but I also don`t want them near any monster. Well, besides Chainsaw.”

“To be fair, Chainsaw would probably steal from you no matter what it is because she thinks it’s fun.” Hans pointed out with a soft chuckle. The gryphon was almost chaotic like that in a way. Seeing Marlene bite the plush made them give her more pets because she didn’t seem to be worried about baby Yoda at all. “Honestly, I’d rather face that monster myself before any of you and our babies get hurt.”

[robelhans]

“This is gonna be my new child!” Cassius looked down at the shiba on his lap, and he started petting Mallows to calm him down. “Yeah. Must be the eyes or something. I mean, this is an alien.” He moved the plush closer to the dog again to test it, and sure enough, Mallows started shaking but was also growling at the same time. “He`ll get used to it… Look, Mallows, Marlene isn`t even scared. Right?” Cassius placed the plush near the other shiba.

"Be careful or Chainsaw and Socks will hear you, they’ll adopt Baby Yoda first.” Hans joked. They were glad that Cassius liked the gift, although it would take Mallows some time to get used to the doll, which they didn’t blame him for. Marlene seemed fine with the doll though and just reached out to bite Baby Yoda. “At this point, I’m sure Marlene isn’t afraid of anything. A monster could attack and she’d be so chill and probably just run and bite the monster like it’s nothing.”

[robelhans]

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“Thank you!” Cassius had a huge smile on his face as he glanced at his partner and then at his new plushie. It was a little thing, but he was touched and this plush just had the most adorable beady eyes. However, Mallows wasn’t seeing it that way. He was growling when the plush was moved closer to him, and Cassius felt the pup shake in his lap. “It’s just baby Yoda, Mal!” The demigod chuckled and raised the plush again to keep it away from the shiba. Mallows had stopped shaking but he was still looking up.

“You’re welcome, honey.” Hans said as they settled down on the bed, carrying Marlene to place her on their lap. Marlene seemed like a a good dog that wouldn’t be too rowdy, and she really wasn’t interested in the baby Yoda. Just on the pets that Hans was giving her. “Is he really scared of baby Yoda?” The child of Eros asked their boyfriend.

[robelhans]

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Cassius smiled as he let the dogs sniff the box, with Mal settling on his lap. All three of them were curious about the box and only Hans knew what it was. “What do you think it contains?” he asked them, and chuckled after at one of the pups. “What—no, I don’t think it’s food?” Because if it was, then Cassius would be sad to see the food crushed. The box was also light enough not to contain packed food. Shrugging, he took off the tapes and opened the box. A gasp and a squeal escaped his lips as he found the cutest, non-existent alien ever. “It’s Baby Yoda!” He carefully took The Child out of the box and raised it up like a baby Simba.

Hans was taking a video of Cassius with their babies, a huge grin on their face because they were looking forward to what the other camper would do when he sees it. Every reaction of Cassius was adorable because he was very expressive-- or he just didn’t hide his expressions well. Marlene just crawled on their lap, like she was trying to watch the exchange with them. Giggling loudly, they leaned forward to kiss him on the lips. “You’re absolutely adorable.”

[robelhans]

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Cassius seemed pleased at the forehead kiss that he got the energy to sit up. “Ooh. What’s this?” He grinned, getting excited. He loved getting presents because he doesn’t get them a lot when people knows he could buy it himself. Cassius took the box and shook it slightly, trying to sense what was inside of it.

Hans was pretty excited for Cassius to open the gift because they knew how adorable baby Yoda was and they couldn’t wait for their boyfriend to open the gift. They carried Marlene and Mallow on the bed just so they could join the both of them. The two of them had a wonderful morning already and they were absolutely sure that it would get better. “C’mon, honey, go and open it.”

[robelhans]

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Cassius squinted and blinked at Hans, still unaware that Hans was holding something behind them. “Hey. Good morning, babe,” he mumbled, still smiling sleepily. He reached out to the first dog he could and pat their head. Clearing his throat, he also greeted the sweet shibas in a slightly high pitched voice. “Good morning to the early shibirds too! Hello, hello…” 

Hans chuckled and walked closer to their boyfriend, giving pets to the shibas before leaning down to kiss Cassius on the forehead. “You’re really cute, honey. So so cute.” They said with a smile as they sat down on the edge of the bed. “I have a surprise for you.” The child of Eros then placed the wrapped box right beside the other camper so they could open it.

[cassius-rath]

@robelhans

Cassius's eyes were closed, but he could sense some movement in the room. He could heard little paws scampering on the floor. Turning on his side, Cassius reached out on the other side of the bed where Hans was supposed to be. Empty space. Maybe they just went to get something, he thought, and he was about to get another five minutes of sleep when his other arm that was hanging on the side of the bed felt wet noses touching his hand. He mumbled incoherently, a sleepy smile on his face as he remembered they had dogs now. The cutest pair of shibas! And Cassius was staying with Hans too—life couldn't get any better.

[robelhans]

Hans woke up early because they had gotten a message that the packaged they ordered had arrived. Even though they wanted to stay in bed with Cassius, they thought that the surprise would be worth getting up. They made their way back to the room once they got it, chuckling when they saw that Cassius was finally awake, with their shibas licking his hand. “Good morning, bunny.” The child of Eros said, holding the package behind them, even though it was pretty obvious that they were hiding something on their back.

[robelhans]

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Cassius was smiling the whole time they watched Hans, even doing a screen record just so he could watch this again later. His partner was so adorable and it was so worth it to give them a little surprise like this.And thankfully, talking to birds helped and they didn`t get lost. “I miss you, babe. I hope the rose is good?”

Hans hugged both the rose and the note to their chest after reading the note. Cassius was very sweet and it left them wondering how they got really lucky. Plus, it was a big pick me up after being cooped up for a week in their apartment alone. “I miss you too, honey. It was absolutely wonderful. Such a sweet surprise.”

[robelhans]

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“Aww, I’ll tell her you miss her! Maybe they could drop by when she picks up her baby fox here.” Cassius smiled widely and pretended to think. “Well… Could you send me two? A new wallpaper, and then surprise me with the other.” He looked hard at the screen. “He didn’t have a name and I couldn’t think of anything else. Pidgey,” he called out, hoping the bird would hear them. It wasn’t like there was a huge distance between the penthouse and the rooftop. “Pidgey! Pidgey, come on, we’ve got food? Pid—I heard him! Them!” Maybe he had mentioned the magic word, which was ‘food’, because he swore he heard at least three birds around. One was Pidgey and the other nameless birds were carrying a single stem red rose. Hopefully, Pidgey had dropped the bill in the right place or they might have accidentally stolen a rose, and his short note was still on Pidgey’s leg.

I’d love to raise dogs with you. 🖤 - C

“Tell her I miss her and Socks!” Hans would be happy to see the two-- they haven’t seen anyone since they quarantined themselves. The moment Cassius can visit them, they were going to cling tightly. Standing up and looking at the edge, they let out a surprised noise when they saw the flower and the note. Looking at the screen, Hans looked like they wanted to cry because it was so sweet. Carefully opening the note though, the German let out a loud ‘aww.’ “Honey, I love this! You’re so sweet.”

[robelhans]

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“Chainsaw will eat your plants in a few minutes,” Cassius joked, smiling as he watched his partner. “Send me a selfie later, alright?” He’d love to have a new homescreen photo. His lockscreen wallpaper was a photo of Socks and Chainsaw’s head. “Just wait a little bit more. I am not responsible for bird poop, by the way, so watch out.” Cassius squinted at the screen to see if there was any bird around. “Could you look around and call for Pidgey? I don’t know him well but he’s nice.”

“If I see Chainsaw here, I might cry.” Hans had been alone since they had gotten back and honestly, they will take any contact that they could get. “What kind of selfie?” The child of Eros had asked teasingly-- Cassius would get all the selfies he wanted from them. They shrugged and then started going around the garden to see if there was a bird this high, and when they couldn’t see a bird, they called out the name ‘Pidgey.’ “Are you really calling a bird a Pokemon?”