The Robert Rodriguez Cooking School.

Pictures, videos, news and everything else RobRod related. If I post something that was created by you feel free to message me and I'll add credit or remove the post. This is a fansite, not an official account.

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This blog has been in a coma for a while now but Robert Rodriguez is cancelled anyway (Complicit Asshole Dumpster Fire), so feel free to unfollow.

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As an apology for my more than insufficient postings on this blog, enjoy those pictures of Robert Rodriguez from 1993

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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

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- “I like the way you say ‘fuck’.” - “Good. Fuck you.”

Planet Terror (2007)

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Danny Trejo y Antonio Banderas en Desperado

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this is from spy kids

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I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn’t realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like “keep it” 

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Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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Lyric video for Lady Gaga's 'Aura', directed by RobRod. Watch it for Machete footage, or for Gaga if that's your thing.

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Tom Savini & George Clooney on the set of From Dusk Till Dawn.

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Robert and Danny participated in a Reddit Q&A yesterday (today?... don't know, different time zones etc.). You can read the questions and answers at the link above. It's relatively short, but Danny was very entertaining.

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Red Band Trailer for Machete Kills

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Marley Shelton in Planet Terror (2007)

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New Machete Kills trailer.