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[robertseasonleonard]

That granada holmes poll... Pillow princesses literally have rights

[robertseasonleonard]

[robertseasonleonard]

Girl not this

[robertseasonleonard]

~Good Omens Fancast~

[robertseasonleonard]

Imagine what we could have had

[failworse]

the lack of on-screen gay sex in house md s06e10 "wilson" was so unnecessary. it served no narrative purpose for house and wilson not to have on-screen gay sex. in fact, not showing house and wilson having gay sex slowed the plot progression and felt forced.

[failworse]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

[sundragon]

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

[robertseasonleonard]

John watson johhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn johnnnnnnnnnnnn jooohnnnnnnnnnnn johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[dylanomoney]

Sherlock and John’s reaction to Molly’s boyfriend

[violincameos]

[yelverton]

every episode of house

house: oh wilson. you’re wearing a tie again. not just any tie… your mega sexy tie. that means you’re gonna see someone you’re INTO.

wilson: im married to a wife but sometimes have lunch in the hospital with someone i might love. :)

house: oh, but you always have lunch with me, i guess i have to skip lunch today so you can meet with your lover, 

wilson: why do you want so badly to be miserable… why do you never talk about my problems with me… you’re such a

house: [stops talking , Realizes something, goes to talk to a patient about something EXTREMELY personal then solves the case] christ i guess im just that good for straight reasons

[yelverton]

[yelverton]

“yes sweet gentle nature brings house to a fuller understanding of his wounded heart”

wilson you d̵̛̥̝͖̠̫̪̙͂̌͗̄̾͜͜͡͞ö̶̢͕͎̲̼̞̗́̃̏̈́͋̀̿͢͝͠n̰̫̙͕̙̽̍͊̕͡'̵̣̝̻̤̣̹͇̓͌͛̈́̍̓͘͝͝ͅţ̸̰̦̫͙͐͆̓̐̋͢ h̷̢̞̯̩̼͎̠̮̍̿̿̀̅̋̾̾͆͢a̸͚̻̳̠̱̰̣̻̒̇̑̂̐̑̕v̶̼͖͈̭̩́́̉͐̀̌͘̚ę̢̼͔̜͋̑̈́̽̓̅̈͘͟͠ t̡̡̘̦̰̯̫͔̽̓̿̽͛͊ọ̫̪͎͖͇͚͆̔̽̈̒͝ b̷͎̹͖͍̮̬̳̅̄̎̐̉͆͌͘͘ȩ̵͓̱͎͎̭̗̘͙͂̂̄̈́̋̀̓͟͡ ș̪͉̗̯͉͉̤̩̐̐̅̿͆̀̑̋͌͆͜o̵̧̡̫̙̳̘͗͆̉́̊̎̀͝ͅ g̸̭̖͓̖͎̼̝͉̳̟̏̍͑̂̉̏̓͑̀͘e͎̫͖̮͔̓͛̌̀͋̀̆̚͞ń̴̛͎̙̮̞̎̆̏̃̈́̀͟͜͜͡ť̢̛̝̯̩͈͉̽̂̈́̇̽̄͟͜ͅl̡̻̰̞͇̠̲̟̇̆̎͋́̀͜e̵͉̖̮̪̣̦̔͂̊̍̆̚͞ á̴̫̯͈̣̟̏̿̊̓̈͛̓͡͠ͅb̴͈̞͎͚͓̏̓̓̎̅́͂̚ö̸̹̤̥̟̬̰̲́̈͟͢͞͞͡ũ̬̙̗̗̱͚̈́̾̏̎͜t̶̨̲͚͎̳̣̮̭̿̎̿͊́̋̋͟ e̶̢͓̭̫̠͙̔͆͊́͡v̴̨̼̗̙͕̇́́͋̓͑̋̈́͗́e̸̡̨͕̪̱̗̤̦̞͎̾̍͊͗͗͠͠ṟ̵̛̛̦͕̤̰̣̼͓̳͋̂̋̍ý̶̝̲̠͉̼̭̘̹̔̾̌̉̅͜͝t̥̪̲̥͓̜͖̣̑͊̍̈́̈̓́͋͢͠͝h̹͔̹̗̩̣̠̫̙͖̍̎̾̒͑͐͘͝į̰͚͕̘͓̈͌͐͛͛͋ņ̨̟͇̭͈̘̱̄̊̌̔̐͒̽͑͟͟g̨̺̥͕̠͍̜̱̖͒̂̔͂̉̄͑̽̄͐ͅ

[thealogie]

house’s epiphanies would be so much funnier if they came in the middle of him and wilson making out instead of coming in the middle of every gddmn one of their conversations. 

[thealogie]

“i love you but don’t give me a hickey there i have a board meeting tomorrow”…. “why did you st– fuck you figured it out from something i said? hickey? really?.”…. “oh my god you’re about to walk out of here aren’t you” “im gonna call it in and miss the look on everyone’s face because i love you but i just want you to know a poisonous leach has been sucking at this man’s trachea the entire goddamn time”

[spockgirl]

wilson: house im dying of cancer 

house: haha yeah so anyway if you want to confess to being secretly in love with me you can i mean everyone already knows 

wilson: i always thought i’d be married, when i was dying of cancer 

house: oh wilson you don’t need anyone but me and all this stolen morphine 

[robertseasonleonard]

Wait that was posted three days ago??????

[hgedits]

#can't relate

[consultingthots]

[robertseasonleonard]

these gay english professor teas

[robertseasonleonard]

wow

[thealogie]

DARE I SAY: CURSED TURTLENECK!!!

[yelverton]

so brave and so fucking cursed