Evil beef

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[robertsevilson]

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This is a beef rp account :DD

Rules are:

No discrimination (Homophobia, racism, etc, etc)

No nsfw asks, please (this is an rp account for a DOG you're talking to)

more may be added later on

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

Do your dogs like Veil? Your boyfriend seems to be great with animals!

Oh shit! Veil hasn't met my dogs yet!!!!

@veil-sdn do you want to meet my dogs?!

[veil-sdn]

Oh! Uh i... Who- w-who are you?

[veil-sdn]

i'm adult again

YEAHAH IDOO

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

Oh good, that was horrifying. So glad you're back to normal, love.

Anyways! Here's my dogs! These are Veil and Beef! They're the best!

[robertsevilson]

Woof

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

//Hey... can we see the puppies?

Oh, sure. This is Beef and...

Uh, Veal? Hey buddy, where'd ya go?

*Sirens can suddenly be heard off in he distance.*

... that can't be good.

[robertsevilson]

woof :D

Veal scurried back into the apartment holding a bunch of stolen sausages

[theradiantlight]

I mean the media manager is literally caring for the hamster versions of the z team in the office themselves

and there’s also like an entire multiverse of beefs

Goodness there's Z-team hamsters? That must be difficult to deal with, do they need any help? Should I organize something to assist with that

A BEEF MULTIVERSE?

[the-blonde-justice]

”You’ll get used to it, me.”

[theradiantlight]

"Oh, hi there, me! You're the second one I've seen- ooh, you know what, we should hang out sometime!"

[robertsevilson]

woof

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

veal and beef looks so stupid pink lmao

How dare you insult my wonderful pink sons?!

[robertsevilson]

woof >:(

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

evil anon makes beef and veal pink

... Oh god! I can't tell which is which?!

[robertsevilson]

woof woof

[getup-mechaman]

btw your new dog is like evil, really evil, and he has an account on here too somehow

"How the FUCK does a dog have a tumblr account????"

NOT HIM IMMEDIATELY GETTING STRESSED

[robertsevilson]

hiii :DDD

[always-on-fuego]

woof woof

-@robertsevilson

Oh my god.. Evil Beef?? I think I like you better, actually. Shit.

[robertsevilson]

*Bites your ponytail off*

Woof :3

[betterthanyou92]

"So uh...what the fuck do I do here?" He looks around curiously. "Anyone seen my team?"

[beef-beeferson3]

woof

[betterthanyou92]

He looks down and sees the rotund pup. "Huh, you're Bob Bob's dog ey?" He asks curiously, bending down to give a scratch behind the ear.

[robertsevilson]

woof woof

[beef-beeferson3]

woof

[roberts-small-son]

Woof

[robertsevilson]

Woof :D

[the-shr0ud]

did you hear about the red ring version of robert's dog who is way more successful than you? He took over the Torrance government, broke into area 51 and stole a ufo to torment aliens in, and took over a bacon factory :33

That doesn't sound right.

You just came up with that shit.

[robertsevilson]

woof woof

[mechamanthethird]

how does beef have so many accounts on here...

[robertsevilson]

woof woof woof

[batmanz]

the best part is, no one will ever believe you :3

-@robertsevilson

Believe me about what..?

[robertsevilson]

woof :3

[batmanz]

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM

[robertsevilson]

Woof woof :33

[batmanz]

the best part is, no one will ever believe you :3

-@robertsevilson

Believe me about what..?

[robertsevilson]

woof :3

[robertsevilson]

Woof?

@roberts-son

woof woof

[roberts-son]

Woof wuff bark bark bork RUFF

[robertsevilson]

woof woof woof wuff bark :D

[robertsevilson]

Woof?

@roberts-son

woof woof

[bait-then-switch]

Coupé would it be funny if I told you of a red ring beef that’s on here-

What.

[robertsevilson]

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